A man was looking at a painting

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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, medications
but gets its paws wet, case
then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
He came at night, this
explored my body, information pills
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, rx he was asked what he
was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.

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