SMS JOKES

Getting angry is punishing ourself for the mistakes of others…

So

One must think before getting angry…

Cute Love
After hitting sister
brother says..
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!

Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser!

Mobile ko kabhi piche ki pocket mein mat rakhna,
Battery fategi to pichhwada fat jayega,
log haath se pichwada dhote hain,
aur aap pichwade se haath dho bethoge.

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?

Sari Class chup ho gayi

itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?

Dhobi

Woh kabhi bhi kisike bhi ghar jakar bol sakta hai,
Sahib bibiji ko bolo
kapde nikal kar rakhe
maie abhi aake leta hu.

Gandhiji 24 saal ki umra mein gym jate the,
Tab ek ladki boli:
“WOW MOHAN, KYA BODY HAI”.

Bas tabhi se Bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod dia.

A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she..?
BOY: My cousin..
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!!

I may be innocent to know what friendship is,
I may not carry it the way u all deserve it.
But I always promise to maintain friendship the way i understand it..

Yu aaino se kab tak dil bahlaoge,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge,
Hum jaisa koi rakhna dost sath,
Kasam se jindgi bhar tanhai ke liye taras jaoge..

Oh Kheta di mehak,
Oh jhumara da nachna,
bada yaad aunda hai,
tere naal manaya hoeya har saal yaad aunda hai
dil karda hai tere kol aake Vaisakhi da anand lelaan
Ki karan kam di majburi,
Phir vi dost tu mere dil vich rehnda hain…
Happy Baisakhi!!