SMS JOKES » admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Getting angry is punishing ourself for the mistakes of others http://www.smsjokes4u.com/getting-angry-is-punishing-ourself-for-the-mistakes-of-others/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/getting-angry-is-punishing-ourself-for-the-mistakes-of-others/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:51:02 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11360 ]]> Getting angry is punishing ourself for the mistakes of others…

So

One must think before getting angry…

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/getting-angry-is-punishing-ourself-for-the-mistakes-of-others/feed/ 0 Cute Love After hitting sister brother say http://www.smsjokes4u.com/cute-love-after-hitting-sister-brother-say/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/cute-love-after-hitting-sister-brother-say/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:48:01 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11356 ]]> Cute Love
After hitting sister
brother says..
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!

Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser! ;-)

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/cute-love-after-hitting-sister-brother-say/feed/ 0 Mobile ko kabhi piche ki pocket mein mat rakhna http://www.smsjokes4u.com/mobile-ko-kabhi-piche-ki-pocket-mein-mat-rakhna/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/mobile-ko-kabhi-piche-ki-pocket-mein-mat-rakhna/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:45:47 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11353 ]]> Mobile ko kabhi piche ki pocket mein mat rakhna,
Battery fategi to pichhwada fat jayega,
log haath se pichwada dhote hain,
aur aap pichwade se haath dho bethoge.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/mobile-ko-kabhi-piche-ki-pocket-mein-mat-rakhna/feed/ 0 Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teacher-in-3-mein-fark-batao/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teacher-in-3-mein-fark-batao/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:44:35 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11351 ]]> Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?

Sari Class chup ho gayi

itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.

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Dhobi

Woh kabhi bhi kisike bhi ghar jakar bol sakta hai,
Sahib bibiji ko bolo
kapde nikal kar rakhe
maie abhi aake leta hu.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/duniya-mein-sab-se-himmat-wala-kaun/feed/ 0 Gandhiji 24 saal ki umra mein gym jate the http://www.smsjokes4u.com/gandhiji-24-saal-ki-umra-mein-gym-jate-the/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/gandhiji-24-saal-ki-umra-mein-gym-jate-the/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:40:06 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11347 ]]> Gandhiji 24 saal ki umra mein gym jate the,
Tab ek ladki boli:
“WOW MOHAN, KYA BODY HAI”.

Bas tabhi se Bapu ne shirt pehenna chhod dia.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/gandhiji-24-saal-ki-umra-mein-gym-jate-the/feed/ 0 A boy was going with his Lover http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-boy-was-going-with-his-lover/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-boy-was-going-with-his-lover/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:38:24 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11345 ]]> A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she..?
BOY: My cousin..
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!! :)

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-boy-was-going-with-his-lover/feed/ 0 I may be innocent to know what friendship is http://www.smsjokes4u.com/i-may-be-innocent-to-know-what-friendship-is/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/i-may-be-innocent-to-know-what-friendship-is/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:37:06 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11343 ]]> I may be innocent to know what friendship is,
I may not carry it the way u all deserve it.
But I always promise to maintain friendship the way i understand it..

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/i-may-be-innocent-to-know-what-friendship-is/feed/ 0 Yu aaino se kab tak dil bahlaoge http://www.smsjokes4u.com/yu-aaino-se-kab-tak-dil-bahlaoge/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/yu-aaino-se-kab-tak-dil-bahlaoge/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:36:04 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11341 ]]> Yu aaino se kab tak dil bahlaoge,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge,
Hum jaisa koi rakhna dost sath,
Kasam se jindgi bhar tanhai ke liye taras jaoge..

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/yu-aaino-se-kab-tak-dil-bahlaoge/feed/ 0 Oh Kheta di mehak, Oh jhumara da nachna http://www.smsjokes4u.com/oh-kheta-di-mehak-oh-jhumara-da-nachna/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/oh-kheta-di-mehak-oh-jhumara-da-nachna/#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:44:45 +0000 admin http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11258 ]]> Oh Kheta di mehak,
Oh jhumara da nachna,
bada yaad aunda hai,
tere naal manaya hoeya har saal yaad aunda hai
dil karda hai tere kol aake Vaisakhi da anand lelaan
Ki karan kam di majburi,
Phir vi dost tu mere dil vich rehnda hain…
Happy Baisakhi!!

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