SMS JOKES

After making love,
wat r u tryin to say?
I love u? Wrong!
1 more time?
Wrong. U r so pretty?
Wrong. I’m so tired?
Wrong! The answer is tissue…tissue…plsss!!!

GUY: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp,
ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U,
DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd,
I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U
So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall…

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE,
ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat,
LifE woUlD be BORING,
WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U…

I always thought loving some 1 was the greatest feeling,
but I realised tat loving a friend is even better,
we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship nv ends.
All friends nv split N
even if they do they will meet again.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.