SMS JOKES

Insan 2 cheez se hamesha haarta he,
Pehla to waqt or dussra pyar,
Dono zindgi me bahut khaas hote he,
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota aur pyar her kisi se nahi hota!

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan
“NOT 4 SALE” hai!

A smile from moon to put u to bed.
The twinkle of the stars to sweeten ur dreams.
An sms from me to wish u deep sleep.
Good Night & Sweet Dreams

Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents alow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!

Ye naya injection

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khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!!

Height of pressure in Private companies.
Company ka Employee Toilet Gaya,
Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha

ITNA ZOR BUSINES PE DETA TO TARGET PURA HO JATA

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”