SMS JOKES

SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde he:
1 Mobile ka full use ho jata he,
2 Timepaas ho jata he,
3 Jise SMS karo wo b khush,
4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata he

Happy B’DAY
Oh no.. Happy NATIONAL Day,
Oh i forget.. Happy ANNIVERSARY,
No i Was Wrong.. Happy VICTORY DAY,
Oh my god.. Happy NEW Year,
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

PYARE DESHWASIO AB HAME AAZADI MIL GAI HE
JAI HIND

Sender: Mohandas.K.Gandhi
Sent wia:SMS
Time: 00:27
Date: 15/08/1947
Sorry 4 the late delivery
its a BSNL

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 63rd Birth Day.
Its apna Bharat
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi
aur na jhukayenge kabhi,
jo apne dum pe jiyen
sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Friendship means 2 feel some1 in every HEARTBEAT,
2 find some1 in every THOUGHT,
2 c some1 with CLOSED EYES n 2 MISS some1 without reason
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

A special smile,
A special face,
A special some1 i cant replace,
A special thx from me 2u,
for the special friendship i found in u.
Happy Friendship Day

FRENSHIP is crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/-
When u feel upset n alone,
Withdraw from my a/c.
wen ur 2 happy,
deposit in my Heart.
Happy Friendship Day

Hearts r many
sweet hearts r rare.

Lovers r many
true love rare.

Ur names r many
but ur 1 & only 1 4me as special frnd.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Dunia me agar kabhi bhi apki jeet hogi to hum garv se kahenge,
Thats my friend..

Agar aap hare to apka hath pakad ke kahenge,
IM UR FRIEND