SMS JOKES

Sara jahan he jiski sharan me,
Naman hai us mata k charan me,
Bane us mata k charno ki dhul
Aawo milker chadhaye shraddha k phool
HAPPY NAVRATRI

May This Navratri be as bright as ever,
bring joy, health & wealth 2u.
May the festival of lights brighten up u & ur near & dear ones lives

Lakshmi ka hath ho,
Saraswati ka sath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga k
ashirwad se aapke jeevan me prakash hi prakash ho
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

What is navratra?
N- Nav chetna
A- Akhand jyoti
V- Vighn nashak
R- Raat jageshwari
A- Anand dayi
T- Trikal darshi
R- Raksh karti
A- Ambe maa
JAI MATA DI!

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.

Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….

DIL- “khubsurat ghar”

ZINDGI- “khubsurat safar”

DOSTI- “khubsurat rista”

PYAR- “khubsurat Pal”

OR TUM- in tamam chizo ka 1 khubsurat Tohfa…!!

When I was SMALL I Laughed LESS but there was infinite hidden JOY!

As I GREW up I Learn to laugh a LOT to Hide the unspoken SADNESS…

That’s life!

SMS does not only mean..

S-short
M- messages
S- service

It also mean
S-some
M-moment
S-shared with u.

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai

On the Chessboard of LIFE,
All MOVES are Possible..
It’s Never Checkmate till U LIVE.
So Never QUIT, There is Always Possibility to WIN..!!