SMS JOKES

Heart could only love 4a while,
Feet could only walk 4a mile,
Clothes wont 4ever be in style,
but
having u as my frnd is 4ever worthwhile!

Boy- Tum GALS itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho?
Girl- Kyu ki God ne hume apne hatho se banaya he.
Boy- Le, bol to ase rahi he jese hame to theke pe diya tha..!!

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di

3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?

KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Arz kiya hai
Kw ruthi he aise wo hmse,
jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge.
wah wah..
Itna waqt kaun zayaa kare,
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge!

Hamari achhai ka kitna fayada uthate ho,
1 sms bhej kw 15 free pate ho,
Hum pe aur bhi julm dhate ho,
Suna hai ki hamare hi sms fwd ker impression jamate ho..!!

Chand pe agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil itna majboor na hota,
Kasam se hum aapko good night kahne jaroor aate,
Agar aapke ghar itna door na hota..! :p

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..

Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

Best Relations r like beautiful street lamps..
They may not make the distance shorter but they light ur path & make the journey easier.
Good Morning

Samay ki dhara ke sath hum chalte he,
hamari isi ada pwr to log merte he,
SMS ki dunia ke betaj BADASAH he hum,
iselye to log hamko reply karne se bhi darte he.