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DEAR FRIEND

KHUDA kare har din aap ki khushian petrol ke rates ki tarha barhti rahin,

Aur

Aur ghamoo ki supply bijli ki tarha band rahen.

Since the Rates of PETROL,
Is getting high day by day.

Now ‘LONG DRIVES’

Are to be considered;

The Most

‘LUXURIOUS GIFT’

Ever

4 Dates.

Celebration means
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means
A winter evening.
Four friends.
Rain.
Four glasses of Tea.

Celebration means
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
An open road.

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol.

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____/.DON.|____
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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

Kyun?

Kyun ki

Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
After decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL!!
now there will be new slogan..
Just DRINK don’t DRIVE

A New Poster outside the Bank for the Year 2015
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Petrol & CNG Loans Available Here

Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai.

Time for PJ:

What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car?

Think

Think…

Ok let me tell..

MARUTI SUSU Ki.

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai
Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe