SMS JOKES

mere dost mujhse gila karte hai
ki hum unse kum mila karte hai
par wo nadan itna nahi samajhte
ki sitare dur se hi roshni diya karte hai

Apka 1miss call- 1 din ki khushi,
1 sms- 1week ki khushi,
1call- 1month ki khushi,
1mulakat- 1saal ki khushi
apki yaden- zindgi bhar ki khushi.

College se bunk karvate hai dost
Raah chalte ko bevkuf bnate hai dost
juice bol k daru pilate hai dost
par kuch b ho sale bahut yad aate hai dost.

Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U

Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani

Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news

Who is a Friend?
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.

But,
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”

Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??

Jawab do!!

Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho
Kar k yakin MujPe Pass Aakar Dekho
Badalta Nahi Kabhi Sona Apna Rang
Jitni BaaR Dil kare Aag Laga k Dekho

SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

Ret Ki Jarurat Har Registan Ko Hoti He
Sitaro Ki Jarurat Har asma Ko HotiHe
ap Hme bhul Mat Jana
QKi Sache Dost Ki Jarurat har insanko hot

Ghar Ka Pata To Malum Tha
Par Galat Raste Jana Achha Laga.
Kab Se Taraste The Unki 1 Jalak Pane Ko
Jo Mili Nazar To Sar Jhukana Acha Laga