BANTA KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD

MAN to santa: I got a
BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa: WOW! that”s an
UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.
SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, and
POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI
SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN
SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!

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