Beauty is not how you look

Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE

Let”s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?
RING ME! I’LL TELL U!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, link
& u’ll always be SMILING!
Beauty is not how you look, viagra buy
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

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