Adult Sms Jokes & Messages


Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.




Ye hote hai manners

Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..




Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi

Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi.
Biwi: Khansi
Jab aap l*nd dal kar non stop khanste ho to kasam se itna maja aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.




1 marij ankh operation ke bad fees bachane ke liye

1 marij ankh operation ke bad fees bachane ke liye bola:
Kuch nahi dikh raha..

Dr. ne nurse ke kapde utar die

Dr.: Ab dikha?
Marij: No
Dr.: Mad*rchod fir L*nd kaise khada hua.




Tatti ke sath Paad aa gaya

TATTI ke sath PAAD aa gaya,
MOOTNE ke bad JHAG aa gaya,
GF ke saath tha to uska BAAp aa gaya,
Aaj pure din ki MAA CHUD gayi aur
Upar se
BHOSDI ke tu YAAD aa gaya.




Is anjaan sheher mein patthar kaha se aakar laga mujhe

Is anjaan sheher mein patthar kaha se aakar laga mujhe…
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A dost,

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Lagta hai in gairon ki bheed mein koi apna hi maa chuda raha hai.




Beauty is to see and touch

Beauty is to see & touch.
Flowers are to smell & pluck.
Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
but depends on ur,
LULLI & LUCK.




Lulli aur Zuban mein samanta

LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.




Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai!

A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai..!!
Baki ke alphabets niche hai..

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Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh diya

Chor ne dudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh diya aur sari bhains le gya.
Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachhde ko khub mara.
Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyo marte ho?
Dudhwala: Ye maadarchod 4 mahine ka ho gaya
par gandu ko Than aur Lund me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bhar chus chus ke.