Ascii Sms Jokes & Messages


Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!




Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!
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Kuch log mere style se bhi jalte hai..!! (**,)




Today is Sorry Day

Today is SORRY DAY
So,
Agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to

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Muje kya

Lagne do

hum ye din Nhi manate
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hudd hudd dabang dabbang!!



Ehsas Apki Yadon ka!

  *"Ehsas"*
Apki Yadon ka

  *"Yaqeen"*
Apki Bato ka

  *"Kadar"*
Aapki dosti ki

  *"garv"*
Aap k Rishte ka

  *"Intzaar"*
Apki Sweet SMS ka



Aaj is bade patthar Ae apka mobile Fodh dunga

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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar
Se aapka mobile
Fodh dunga,
Msg karte
Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?



Zami ne asma se kaha, Suraj ne is jaha se kaha

Zami ne asma se kaha,
Suraj ne is jaha se kaha,
Chand ne raat se kaha,

Aur

Maine apse kaha

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   *apna khayal*
   "* Rakhna *"
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Apko dekhne ka dil kar raha tha

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This is not a msg
This is not a call

Just I have sent my eyes
Bus
Apko dekhne ka dil kar raha tha dekh liya



Good Morning Truck

GOOD MORNING
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/ - ,! Morning  !
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Apna "GOOD MORNING" Jaldi utaro

Truck already late hai abhi dusro ko bhi delivery deni hai



Bas Good Morning Karne ke liye Khadhe Hain

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Kuch nahi..
bus aise hi khade hain..
Good Morning karne ke liye!



3 Khobsorat Dost Sirf Aap ke Liye!!

3 Khobsorat “Dost” Sirf Aap K Liye

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(”)(”) ZINDGI

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(”) (”) KHUSHI

Or

Or

Kya?

1 Main bhi to hu na….??
Good Morning