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Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

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zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.

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Enjoy the cool climate.
Good Evening 

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khud daal lena.. Good Morning  

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**HAVE A NICE DAY**

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?  

A Sweet BIRD is
Knocking at your WINDOW

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