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Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai

Neha — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:44:08 +0000

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!

Neha — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:20:23 +0000

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!
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Kuch log mere style se bhi jalte hai..!! (**,)

Today is Sorry Day

Neha — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:25:39 +0000

Today is SORRY DAY
So,
Agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to

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Muje kya

Lagne do

hum ye din Nhi manate
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hudd hudd dabang dabbang!!

Ehsas Apki Yadon ka!

Neha — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:51:58 +0000

  *"Ehsas"*
Apki Yadon ka

  *"Yaqeen"*
Apki Bato ka

  *"Kadar"*
Aapki dosti ki

  *"garv"*
Aap k Rishte ka

  *"Intzaar"*
Apki Sweet SMS ka

Aaj is bade patthar Ae apka mobile Fodh dunga

Neha — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:53:03 +0000

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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar
Se aapka mobile
Fodh dunga,
Msg karte
Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?

Zami ne asma se kaha, Suraj ne is jaha se kaha

Neha — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:32:43 +0000

Zami ne asma se kaha,
Suraj ne is jaha se kaha,
Chand ne raat se kaha,

Aur

Maine apse kaha

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   *apna khayal*
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Apko dekhne ka dil kar raha tha

Neha — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 07:41:33 +0000

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This is not a msg
This is not a call

Just I have sent my eyes
Bus
Apko dekhne ka dil kar raha tha dekh liya

Good Morning Truck

Neha — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:35:03 +0000

GOOD MORNING
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/ - ,! Morning  !
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Apna "GOOD MORNING" Jaldi utaro

Truck already late hai abhi dusro ko bhi delivery deni hai

Bas Good Morning Karne ke liye Khadhe Hain

Neha — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:33:36 +0000

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Kuch nahi..
bus aise hi khade hain..
Good Morning karne ke liye!

3 Khobsorat Dost Sirf Aap ke Liye!!

Neha — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 03:35:21 +0000

3 Khobsorat “Dost” Sirf Aap K Liye

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( ‘;’ )
(”)(”) ZINDGI

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(”) (”) KHUSHI

Kya?

1 Main bhi to hu na….??
Good Morning