Ascii Sms, SMS JOKES

Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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I’m just standing by my window thinkin of u
& wondering if u ever think of me too…*

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(,,)\(,,) 4 U!
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* . .J * . * . * A shower of blessngs.

F R I E N D S H I P
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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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“-..-”"-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!