Christmas Sms, SMS JOKES

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every Christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your Christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever
my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling
new year.

May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled
with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as
stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but
your still the right person for me!

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true.
Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too!
Merry Christmas to you.