College-School Sms, SMS JOKES

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.
Think

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva.

Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?

Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!