College-School SMS (Latest SMS)


Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega, College-School SMS

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. :D




Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak, College-School SMS

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak..
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-
Haramzade iise DUSTER kehte hai..!! :roll:




Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?, College-School SMS

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.




maths waqai khofnaak subject hai, College-School SMS

Student: Sir, log Hindi ya English mein baat karte hai,
Maths mein kyun nahi?

Sir: Zyada 3 5 na kar,
9,2,11 ho ja.
Warna 5 7 maar dunga.
6 kw 36 Nazar ayenge aur 32 k 32 bahar aa jayenge.

Student: Sirji Hindi, English hi theek hai
maths waqai khofnaak subject hai..!!




Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, College-School SMS

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,
always remember
you can also do it the day after tomorrow..
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Be lazy, Think crazy.




Bhayanak Nalayakpana, College-School SMS

Bhayanak Nalayakpana:

Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?

Rakesh: Dost k paas hai. :D




Teacher: Bataao Jab Subah Ladkiya Sokar utthti hai, College-School SMS

Teacher: Bataao Jab Subah Ladkiya Sokar utthti hai to
Aankhe Kyu Masalti Hai?

Pappu: Kyu ki unke Paas tatte Nahi Hote khujane ke liye.




Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se, College-School SMS

Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai..

Student: Kaun?? :P




Master: 2 mein se 2 gaye to kitne rahe?, College-School SMS

Master: 2 mein se 2 gaye to kitne rahe?

Pappu: Samjh mein nahi ayaa masterji.

Master: Beta tumare pas 2 Roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare paas kya bacha?

Pappu: Sabji..




Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala, College-School SMS

Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala..

All scientists failed to answer this..

Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
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Santa: Besan ke pakode!! :D