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Funny SMS Joke, School ke saamne bumb

टीचर: अगर कोई स्कूल के सामने बम रखता है
तो क्या करोगे ?

स्टूडेंट: 1-2 घंटे देखंगे
अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है

वरना Staff Room में रख देंगे! 😝 😝

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Funny Hindi SMS Joke, 2 October ke din

Teacher: Bacho 2 October ke din kya hua tha?

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Student: Ajay Devgan apni family ko lekar
satsang ke liye panjhi gaya tha,
aur 3 oct ko vapas lauta tha..!! 😅 😂 😂

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Funny SMS Joke, Khatarnak Joke

अभी तक का सबसे खतरनाक जोक

Teacher- तुम्हारे घर में सबसे छोटा कौन है?

Student- मेरे पापा!

Teacher- वो कैसे?

Student- वो अभी तक मम्मी के साथ सोते हैं! 😁

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Funny SMS Joke, Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi

Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.

Class ke baad mil Daru pite hai.

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School SMS Joke, School me madam bachche se

स्कूल मे मेडम बच्चो से..
मेडम : आज कुछ मजेदार पहेलियाँ पूछती हूँ जवाब सोचकर बताना
बच्चें : जी मेडम
मेडम : ऎसा कौन-सा पान हें जिसको खाया नहीं जा सकता?
पप्पू : पप्पू जोर-जोर से पेट पकड कर हँसने लगा
मेडम : क्या हुआ पप्पू? इतनी हँसी क्यों आरही हें?
पप्पू : मेडम आप भी ना कॆसे-कॆसे सवाल करती हें .. ‘स्तनपान’.

मेडम : नालायक, गधे ‘जापान’

Funny SMS Joke, Ek handsome ladka class me

एक हैंडसम लड़का क्लास में आया ..

और सारी लडकिया देखते ही दीवानी होगयी.

फिर लड़के ने आते ही कुछ कहा तो लडकिया बेहोश.

सोचो क्या कहा होगा ??

थोड़ी जगह देना बहिन जी.. झाड़ू लगाना है .. 😝

‘हाय रे बेरोज़गारी’ 😛

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IIN SMS Jokes, Girl to Boy

Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni! 😀

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Funny School SMS Joke, Announcement in a School

Announcement in a SCHOOL:
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Students who’ve Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles tothe Parking area!!
After 30 mins another

announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10
cycles plz come back to classes!

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School College SMS Jokes, Madam to boy

Madam to boy- kaha hai copy kaha hai pen
boy- jbse tme dekha kya copy kya pen
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Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab hao copy aur kho gayi pen!

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School SMS Joke, Master Log Film banate

Socho agar MASTER Log Film banate to naam kya rakhte-
-Kabhi chalk kabhi duster
-Kabhi TET kabhi CTET
-Kaho na EXAM hai
-BSA no.1
-Ham class le chuke sanam
-Aap mujhe teacher lagne lage
-Ham aapke school me padhate hain
-Welcome to school
-Bhagna Mana Hai (school se)
-Master Bachche Aur MDM
-Padhna Hai Tere School Me
-Ek Master Do Shiksha Mitra
-Jab-Jab School Khule
-Rab Ne Bana Diya Master..
-SOME HORROR MOVIES
-Tadapta teacher
-Khooni pradhan
-Shikari BSA
-MDM ka lootera
-Checking ka chakkar

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