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College-School SMS

IIN SMS Jokes, Girl to Boy

Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni! 😀

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Funny School SMS Joke, Announcement in a School

Announcement in a SCHOOL:
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Students who’ve Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles tothe Parking area!!
After 30 mins another

announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10
cycles plz come back to classes!

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School College SMS Jokes, Madam to boy

Madam to boy- kaha hai copy kaha hai pen
boy- jbse tme dekha kya copy kya pen
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Tere mast mast do nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab hao copy aur kho gayi pen!

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School SMS Joke, Master Log Film banate

Socho agar MASTER Log Film banate to naam kya rakhte-
-Kabhi chalk kabhi duster
-Kabhi TET kabhi CTET
-Kaho na EXAM hai
-BSA no.1
-Ham class le chuke sanam
-Aap mujhe teacher lagne lage
-Ham aapke school me padhate hain
-Welcome to school
-Bhagna Mana Hai (school se)
-Master Bachche Aur MDM
-Padhna Hai Tere School Me
-Ek Master Do Shiksha Mitra
-Jab-Jab School Khule
-Rab Ne Bana Diya Master..
-SOME HORROR MOVIES
-Tadapta teacher
-Khooni pradhan
-Shikari BSA
-MDM ka lootera
-Checking ka chakkar

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Engineering SMS Joke, Father to Son

Father: Beta..!

Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?

Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

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Funny Exam SMS, USA VS INDIA

*USA*
all the best or exam, Jon
thanks

*India*
Teeka laga!
dahi aur cheeni kha!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai 😀

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Santa Singh SMS Joke, Santa Singh of IIN

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of IIN

1 Common Question:-
What is the Fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: Light

Student of OXFORD: Thought

Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye

SANTA SINGH of IIN: Loose Motion!

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It was all Over..

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .. IIN Rocked..!!! 😆

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Navjot Singh Siddhu SMS Joke, Siddhu’s Son in School

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

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Condom SMS Joke, Condom sasta hai

Teacher: Batao ‘Pyaar’ kyu aacha hai ‘War’ se

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Students: Kyuki ‘Condom’ sasta hai ‘talwar’ se. 😀

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Funny SMS Joke, My teachers always told

My teachers always told me that
if I didn’t study hard enough
I’d end up working at McDonalds.

Well I proved them wrong,
I got a job at KFC today.

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