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College-School SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Oxygen is must for Breathing, College-School SMS

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

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Santa to Son: Mmaths vich fail kyu hoya, College-School SMS

Santa to Son: Mmaths vich fail kyu hoya..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi.

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Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao, College-School SMS

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???

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Ek Baap apne 15 Saal ke Bete ka, College-School SMS

Height of Extra Kameena Bachha

Ek Baap apne 15 Saal ke Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha

1 Condom Mila.

Baap- Sharam Nahi Aati Iss UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?

Beta- To kya iss Umar Me Baap Ban Jau..!! :D

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To, College-School SMS

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai, College-School SMS

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!

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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se, College-School SMS

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?

Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..

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Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga??, College-School SMS

Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga..??
Teacher: Ek pari aasman se aayegi aur
tumhari wife ko baby de degi..

Student: Toh maine leni kis ki hai, Wife ki ya pari ki…??

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College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran, College-School SMS

College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.
Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi,
Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya,
Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola.
Master: Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai.
Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi,
Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola.
Master: Beth Jao.. Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai.

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Bill Gates and Windows Funny SMS Jokes, College-School SMS

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai
Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal poochne hai

1. Keyboard ke letters sahi jagah nahi hai,
Keyboard ka sahi Version kab ayega..??

2. Windows Main START ka button hai, STOP ka nahi!!

3. Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,
Mr-Word kab Release hoga..??

4. Keyboard main ANY KEY ka button
Nahi to computer kyun maangta hai..??

Aakhir main ek zati Sawal

5. Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap
WINDOWS kyun banate hai..??

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