College-School SMS (Latest SMS)


Problems due to whatsapp short typing, College-School SMS

Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.




Teacher ek baccha se, College-School SMS

Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai
to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?
Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
Teacher: Tumko chidiya kya tumhara bap banayega
Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka ped kya tumhara bap lagayega.




Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha, College-School SMS

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha
aur tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo,
school shuru kar diya karo. :D




Life Means, College-School SMS

Life Means.
1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table..

Life Means..
4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta..

Life Means,
School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai..

Life Means..
Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali..

Life Means.
Saalo Baad 1 Purane Dost Ka Msg, Dhool Me Padhi Hui Group Photo..Aur Aankhon Me Pani.

Har Friend Zaroori Nahi, Balki Zindgi Hota Hai..
Hit LiKE For Your Kaminey Friends




Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai, College-School SMS

Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai..
Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se.

Ek train aayi aur delhi se Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,

To Sawal ye hai ki: Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!

Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,

Thode der baad Ek bachche ne jawab dene ke liye haath uthaaya,

Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,
Professor: Shabaash, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??

Student: Sir hamare ghar ke paas ek ladka rehta hai wo
AADHA CHUTIYA hai aur uski umar 21 saala hai




Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana, College-School SMS

Grammar Teacher: Iss muhaavre ka udaahran do

‘Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana’

Chantu: Hindustaaniyon ka raat bhar jaag kar Fifa World Cup dekhna!




Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai, College-School SMS

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai…
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai!

Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai..

‘Mood’
Salaa banta hi nahi. :D




Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega, College-School SMS

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. :D




Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak, College-School SMS

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak..
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-
Haramzade iise DUSTER kehte hai..!! :roll:




Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?, College-School SMS

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.