Sms Jokes » College-School Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Nalayk bano to aise bano ke http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:42:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10595 ]]> Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/feed/ 0 Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho! http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:38:22 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10574 ]]> Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?

Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/feed/ 0 Finally, we broke up http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/finally-we-broke-up/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/finally-we-broke-up/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:25:22 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10554 ]]> Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/finally-we-broke-up/feed/ 0 Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:19:52 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10548 ]]> Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/feed/ 0 Psychology ka practical ho raha tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:18:33 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10546 ]]> Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/feed/ 0 Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:13:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10436 ]]> Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai

Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/feed/ 0 29% students sitting in class wonder http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/29-students-sitting-in-class-wonder/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/29-students-sitting-in-class-wonder/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:11:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10434 ]]> 29% students sitting in class
wonder who would die if the fan
falls down

and remaining 71% students
wonder if terrorist attacks how
would I save the class

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/29-students-sitting-in-class-wonder/feed/ 0 I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/i-am-the-most-outstanding-student-of-my-class/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/i-am-the-most-outstanding-student-of-my-class/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:38:08 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10404 ]]> I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class..

Because..

I Always Stand Outside the Class..
Proud to be Outstanding.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/i-am-the-most-outstanding-student-of-my-class/feed/ 0 LIFE Mein kitne Change Aate hai, http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/life-mein-kitne-change-aate-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/life-mein-kitne-change-aate-hai/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:28:44 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10388 ]]> LIFE Mein kitne Change Aate hai,
Classroom to Office
Jeans to Formal
Pocket Money to Salary
BoyFriend/Girlfriend to husband/wife

Lekin Dost??

Dost humesha Dost hi rehte hain.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/life-mein-kitne-change-aate-hai/feed/ 0 Hum kabhi padh na sake Kyun ki? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/hum-kabhi-padh-na-sake-kyun-ki/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/hum-kabhi-padh-na-sake-kyun-ki/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:52:20 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10367 ]]> Hum kabhi padh na sake..
Kyun ki..?
PADHAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai..
1. Shokh se..
2. Darr se..
Faltu shokh hum paalte nahi..
aur darte to kisi ke baap se nahi..!! (”,)

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