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Exam and Rowdy Rathore

Neha — Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000

Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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aur..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!

We Indian student are always the best

Neha — Tue, 22 May 2012 05:28:52 +0000

We Indian student are always the best..

Look how we study

1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.

2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”

3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.

4) We want break after evrey 2pages

5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry

6) We even start likeing doordarshan

7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”

8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”

9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.

10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”

An ordinary person will be with books

Neha — Tue, 08 May 2012 10:14:18 +0000

An ordinary person will be with books
But an extraordinary person will be in that book

We all are extraordinary persons.
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we are on
“FACEBOOK”

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega

Neha — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:10:18 +0000

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

Fail ho Jaunga!

Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd

Neha — Mon, 07 May 2012 07:04:10 +0000

Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd
but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u?
Pappu: Nothing
Teacher: U don’t know maths!
Pappu: U don’t know my frndz.

The pain of missing friend is realized

Neha — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:55:59 +0000

The pain of missing friend is realized,
when u r standing somewhere,
& see a group of friend having fun,
u smile & say to urself

‘HUM BHI KABHI AISE HI THE’

Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua

Neha — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:52:46 +0000

Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua.
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Ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..
Good Night

Message sending fail

Neha — Sun, 06 May 2012 11:51:17 +0000

Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!

Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.

Padhai ke sath-sath love bhi jaruri hai

Neha — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:52:18 +0000

Padhai ke sath-sath love bhi jaruri hai,
Warna student life adhuri hai,

Dono ko nibhana padta hai..
Ek mein dimag to,
Ek mein dil lagana padta hai.

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab

Neha — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 07:47:27 +0000

Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab..
Tang aa kar madam ne deprtmnt ko phon kiya aur kaha,
3 din se ladkiya mombati se kaam chala rahi hai,
Aaj to Admi bhej do,