College-School Sms, SMS JOKES

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

Question: Prove that PAPA = MAMA

ARTS STUDENT: Out of Course.
COMMERCE STUDENT: Wrong Question.
MEDICAL STUDENT: What the Hell…its not Possible.

ENGINEERING STUDENT: Hmmmm… Force(F) =Mass (M)* accleriation(A)
and PRESSORE(P) = force/Area
implies PA=MA..
Squaring both side.. PAPA=MAMA
Hence proved..
ENGINEER ROCKS
Tin Tin Tidin

Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao…

Santa: Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Best From School Times:

If u Have Ever Used One WHOLE Eraser..
Without Losing It..

Seriously..
I Salute You!!

Mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile,
ye akele rehne se darte hai,
le lo exam bhi FACEBOOK par..
kyun ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar use krte hae.

Side effect of excess study:

A guy went to restaurant,
He wanted to see the menu but
He forgot what it is called he ask waiter,

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Syllabus lana…!!!

The Funniest Situation in Student Life:

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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…

3 College Rules:
1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping.
2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow.
3) Keep the college clean…. So always be Absent.