Computer SMS (Latest SMS)


Which computer do you have?, Computer SMS

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P




Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command, Computer SMS

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!




Dear Computer User, Computer SMS

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!




Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte, Computer SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?




Be a Programmer, Think Differently, Computer SMS

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently




Girl setting password, Computer SMS

Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL




GODS are also I.T. Engineers, Computer SMS

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!




Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, Computer SMS

FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple :D




Hansi ko INBOX Anso ko OUTBOX, Computer SMS

Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.




Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo, Computer SMS

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!