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When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg, Computer SMS

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg

Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ??

Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!

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Whole world is crazy about Apple, Computer SMS

Whole world is crazy about Apple …

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And their own CEO is crazy about Bananas..!! :lol:

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Bill Gates and Windows Funny SMS Jokes, Computer SMS

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai
Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal poochne hai

1. Keyboard ke letters sahi jagah nahi hai,
Keyboard ka sahi Version kab ayega..??

2. Windows Main START ka button hai, STOP ka nahi!!

3. Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,
Mr-Word kab Release hoga..??

4. Keyboard main ANY KEY ka button
Nahi to computer kyun maangta hai..??

Aakhir main ek zati Sawal

5. Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap
WINDOWS kyun banate hai..??

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Google Funny SMS Jokes, Computer SMS

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!!!!

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Which computer do you have?, Computer SMS

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command, Computer SMS

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Dear Computer User, Computer SMS

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

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Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte, Computer SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

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Be a Programmer, Think Differently, Computer SMS

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

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Girl setting password, Computer SMS

Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL

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