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Dear Computer User

Neha — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:51:10 +0000

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Neha — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:46:27 +0000

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

Be a Programmer, Think Differently

Neha — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:23:18 +0000

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

Girl setting password

Neha — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:40:45 +0000

Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

Neha — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 07:48:45 +0000

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Google maybe the most powerful search engine but

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:04:45 +0000

FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple

Hansi ko INBOX Anso ko OUTBOX

admin — Sat, 02 May 2009 03:39:43 +0000

Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo

admin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:50:18 +0000

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Why is the DBA so rich

Rocky — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:23:59 +0000

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

Wat did d CPU say

Rocky — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:23:27 +0000

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…