Computer Sms, SMS JOKES

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.

Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!

U hav a compute addiction wen u
kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
‘save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
‘shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn”t hash,
Then your situation”s hopeless and your system”s gonna crash!