Cool Sms Jokes & Messages


Sometimes i feel like why to study?

Sometimes i feel like why to study?
i can get any kind of job in this rushy world which will
earn my food at least 3 times
but later when i see some salesman roaming from
home to home to sell n earn..
damn
i rush home.. search my books and start reading.




At 3 yrs old we say: Mommy, I love you.

At 3 yrs old we say: Mommy, I love you.
At 10: Mom whatever!
At 16: My mom is so annoying
At 18: I wanna leave this house.
At 25: Mom, you were right.
At 30: I wanna go back to my Mom’s house
At 50: I don’t wanna lose my Mom.
At 70: I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me.
You only have one Mom.




A true & caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud

A true & caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
A soft smile is just enuf,
Bcoz its not the mouth that speaks,
Its the heart that feels.




Dedicated to all SOLDIERS

Dedicated to all SOLDIERS..
If I die in a war zone,
Box me up & send me home,
Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my mom I did my best,
Tell my dad not to bow,
He won’t get tension from me now,
Tell my brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently,
Tell my sis not to be upset,
Her bro will not rise after this sunset,
Tell my love not to cry..
“BCOZ I AM A SOLDIER.. BORN TO DIE”




Love and Death are 2 uninvited guests

Love and Death are 2 uninvited guests.
Nobody knows when they come,
But both do same work,
One takes Heart and Other Takes the Breath.




Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number?

Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!!




Feelings are important in our life

Feelings are important in our life
as they come from heart,
if u respond back they grow,
if u ignore they die,
if u respect they stay forever.




Caring for someone is Easy

Caring for someone is Easy
But
To Make someone Care for you is Difficult.
So never lose the one who Really cares for you Heartily.




The alphabets in CHEATING and TEACHING are same

The alphabets in CHEATING and TEACHING are same
Thus
The one who CHEATS U,
Always
TEACHES U something in LIFE?!
Never Ever Cheat ur friends




Kabhi kisi ka sath mat chodna

Kabhi kisi ka sath mat chodna,
Ye sochker ki uske pas kuch nahi hai,
tumhe dene ke liye..
Bas ye sochkr uska sath nibhana ki uske pas
kuch nahi hai tumhare siva khone ke liye..!!