Cool Sms, SMS JOKES

Always use d best cosmetics
4 ur lips TRUTH
4 ur voice PRAYER
4 ur eyes SYMPATHY
4 ur hand CHARITY
4 ur heart LOVE
4 ur face SMILE
Good Morning

Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?

Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…

Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair!

Do u knw y Windshield is so Large

& Rearview Mirror so Small?

Bcoz

ur Past is nt as Important

as Ur FUTURE.

Degrees of grls
B.A- beautiful angel
B.E- beautiful eyes
B.sc- beautiful structure
B.com- beautiful communication
M.B.A- MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

Once a boy asks God is it wrong 2 sleep with a girl b4 marriage?

God replied – No, it is not.. but d problem is
“You guys don’t sleep”. 

PARENTS r more dan GOD,
U knw why..?
Bcoz God gives us Life with both HAPPY n SAD moments,
But Our Parents Alwaz try to give us HAPPY LIF

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY … ???

S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Boy prapoz 2girl
Girl : sakal dekhi he apni isse acha to me sucide karlu.
Boy : kamini mar jaegi par 1 garib k kam nahi aaegi

A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”

Reverse of it:

G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again”

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??Kyunki Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
“HEY BHAGWA”