Cute Sms Jokes & Messages


कौन ज्यादा कीमती?

कौन ज्यादा कीमती??
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एक बहुत छोटी सी बच्ची ने अपनी मम्मी से पूछा -
क्या आप कभी अपना रुपयों से भरा पर्स नौकरानी के पास छोड सकती हैं??

मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोला -
पर्स और नौकरानी के पास!! बिल्कुल नही!! मतलब ही नही!! सवाल ही नही!!

फिर बच्ची ने बहुत मासूमियत से पूछा -
फिर ‘मुझे’ नौकरानी के पास कैसे छोड सकती हो??




A cute boy asks a fallen rose

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?

Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.




Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!




1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!! :D




A nursery boy proposes a girl

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.




5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.




1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi
use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya
agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.




Sweet Ans by Child in School Interviewe

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.




Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!




A little kid walks into a city bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”