In a Nursery School Canteen

Very sweet msg..

In a Nursery School Canteen, mind there’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’

On d other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
‘Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples’.
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation..!!

Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?

Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me 1?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris.. Whr will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means u like ur mother?
Kid- No, medications coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa key Chamche jaa school jaa! 😀