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Doctor’s SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Aap ko kya bimari hai?, Doctor’s SMS

Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di.. :D

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Love Story of Doctor, Doctor’s SMS

LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me

I got MBBS
She got BCOM

I was doing MBBS
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married

I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,

I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota, Doctor’s SMS

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna, Doctor’s SMS

Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna.
kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas. :D

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Simran to Doctor, Doctor’s SMS

Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.

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Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga, Doctor’s SMS

Ek Pagal roz kehta:
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga..
Gulel banaunga,. Kabutar marunga..

6 month ke ilaaj ke baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?

Pagal: Shaadi!
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag raat
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski sari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Pagalhir bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir???

Pagal: phir kya! Bra ki elastic se..
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga! :D

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Doctor: I am sorry, Doctor’s SMS

Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.. :lol:

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Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai, Doctor’s SMS

Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?

Lady- saal me ek bar.

Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam, Doctor’s SMS

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now! :D

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Doctor: Kya takleef hai?, Doctor’s SMS

Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ??
Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai..
Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..??
Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana..

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