Doctor’s Sms, Sms Jokes

After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

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Doctor: KUNDI

Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 sal bad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote
- X-Ray Ho Na Ho
- Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
- Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai
- Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote
- Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon
- Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai
- Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection
- Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya,
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti

Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna