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Doctor’s SMS

Funny SMS Joke, Old Lady to Doctor

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

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In a hospital ICU patients died

In a hospital ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am

Doctors thought it is something super natural

Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause

Next sunday, at 10 AM, all doctors & nurses stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???

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Then suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!

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Aap ko kya bimari hai?

Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di.. 😀

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Love Story of Doctor

LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me

I got MBBS
She got BCOM

I was doing MBBS
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married

I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,

I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna

Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna.
kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas. 😀

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Simran to Doctor

Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.

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Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga

Ek Pagal roz kehta:
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga..
Gulel banaunga,. Kabutar marunga..

6 month ke ilaaj ke baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?

Pagal: Shaadi!
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag raat
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski sari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Pagalhir bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir???

Pagal: phir kya! Bra ki elastic se..
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga! 😀

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Doctor: I am sorry

Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.. 😆

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Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai

Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?

Lady- saal me ek bar.

Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

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