Sms Jokes » Doctor’s Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 After a consult, the doctor says http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:25:34 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10384 ]]> After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/feed/ 0 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:55:24 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10113 ]]> Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/feed/ 0 Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/05/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/05/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:14:36 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9501 ]]> Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

?

Doctor: KUNDI :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/05/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/feed/ 0 Dr. to Ash’s baby in hospital http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/12/13/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/12/13/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:42:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=8308 ]]> Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/12/13/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/feed/ 0 Plastic Surgery http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/19/plastic-surgery/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/19/plastic-surgery/#comments Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:11:08 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7927 ]]> Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/19/plastic-surgery/feed/ 0 Wait Loss http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/09/wait-loss/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/09/wait-loss/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:23:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7530 ]]> Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 sal bad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/09/wait-loss/feed/ 0 Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/01/agar-doctors-film-banate-to-unki-filmo-ke-naam-ye-hote/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/01/agar-doctors-film-banate-to-unki-filmo-ke-naam-ye-hote/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 05:20:27 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7206 ]]> Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote
- X-Ray Ho Na Ho
- Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
- Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai
- Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote
- Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon
- Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai
- Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection
- Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/01/agar-doctors-film-banate-to-unki-filmo-ke-naam-ye-hote/feed/ 0 Amma to Doctor http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/amma-to-doctor/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/amma-to-doctor/#comments Sat, 29 Oct 2011 10:24:15 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=6966 ]]> Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya,
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/amma-to-doctor/feed/ 0 Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/23/dr-mareez-ke-peeche-bhag-raha-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/23/dr-mareez-ke-peeche-bhag-raha-tha/#comments Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:37:59 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=6351 ]]> Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/23/dr-mareez-ke-peeche-bhag-raha-tha/feed/ 0 Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/22/pappu-sister-mujhe-1-bottle-blood-dedo/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/22/pappu-sister-mujhe-1-bottle-blood-dedo/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 08:04:58 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=6246 ]]> Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna

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