SMS JOKES » Doctor’s Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 17:03:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11896 ]]> Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-kaise-aana-hua/feed/ 0 A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai. http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-man-asked-dr-banne-mein-kitna-kharcha-aata-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-man-asked-dr-banne-mein-kitna-kharcha-aata-hai/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:34:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11197 ]]> A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

An Interesting answer from Medical Student:
Paisa to kam kharch hota hai,
Par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/a-man-asked-dr-banne-mein-kitna-kharcha-aata-hai/feed/ 0 Doctor to Patient http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-to-patient/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-to-patient/#comments Fri, 17 Feb 2012 06:07:07 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10832 ]]> Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke
naak mein ja rahi hai to aapne roka kyub nahi?

Patient: Pehle cockroch gya tha,
maine socha use pakdne jaa rahi hogi..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-to-patient/feed/ 0 After a consult, the doctor says http://www.smsjokes4u.com/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:25:34 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10384 ]]> After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/feed/ 0 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:55:24 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10113 ]]> Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/doctor-do-exercise-daily-for-good-health/feed/ 0 Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:14:36 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9501 ]]> Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

?

Doctor: KUNDI :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-meri-skin-bahut-soft-and-sensitive-hai/feed/ 0 Dr. to Ash’s baby in hospital http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:42:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=8308 ]]> Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-to-ashs-baby-in-hospital/feed/ 0 Plastic Surgery http://www.smsjokes4u.com/plastic-surgery/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/plastic-surgery/#comments Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:11:08 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7927 ]]> Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/plastic-surgery/feed/ 0 Wait Loss http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wait-loss/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wait-loss/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:23:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7530 ]]> Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 sal bad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wait-loss/feed/ 0 Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote http://www.smsjokes4u.com/agar-doctors-film-banate-to-unki-filmo-ke-naam-ye-hote/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/agar-doctors-film-banate-to-unki-filmo-ke-naam-ye-hote/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 05:20:27 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7206 ]]> Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote
- X-Ray Ho Na Ho
- Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
- Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
- Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai
- Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote
- Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon
- Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai
- Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection
- Zakham To Hona Hi Tha

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