Double Meaning SMS (Latest SMS)


Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye, Double Meaning SMS

Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye,
Ankho se gire to jazbat ban jaye,
ye boond bhi kya ajeeb cheezz hai yaaron..
sahi jagah gire to parivar ban jaye
Happy global sperms Day..! :D




Problems due to whatsapp short typing, Double Meaning SMS

Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.




Girlfriend: Ye kya?, Double Meaning SMS

Girlfriend: Ye kya? condom kaha hai?
Boyfriend: Surprise, aaj bina condom ke hi krenge,
Girlfriend: MC, agar 9 mahine baad maine
Surprise dungi to lawde jaisi shakal mat banana.




Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon, Double Meaning SMS

Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

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otherwise she will become MOMsoon.. :lol:




Pehle kiss karo, Phir palang per leta do, Double Meaning SMS

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!!




Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend, Double Meaning SMS

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.




Mother, to her teenage daughter, Double Meaning SMS

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?




Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain, Double Meaning SMS

Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain.
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.




Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke, Double Meaning SMS

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!


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Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai, Double Meaning SMS

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le. :D