Double Meaning Sms, SMS JOKES

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.

Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

Teacher, Student Se:
Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?

Student:
Pata Nahi Miss Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain:

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.

Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai.

Sexiest message on Girl’s T-shirt

Sirf sochne se nahi,
Sirf dekhne se nahi,

Kuch karne se bada hota hai..
aur khada hota hai..

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INSAAN.

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.