Double Meaning Sms, Sms Jokes

What is the difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX??

U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man.
and
Men are so simple, they want the same thing from every woman..!!

Difference between Shit N Ooh shit:

A boy threw a love letter to a girl.

But it fell on her brother.
Shit!!

and her brother was GAY
Ooh shit!!

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?

Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Come here,
take off your pants and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
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loving yours..
toilet!

Catch her by her waist..
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips & have a..

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Nice drink.. PEPSI

Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.