Double Meaning SMS (Latest SMS)


Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai, Double Meaning SMS

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le. :D




Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye, Double Meaning SMS

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada. :roll:




Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega, Double Meaning SMS

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. :D




12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia, Double Meaning SMS

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.




Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota, Double Meaning SMS

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!




Ladies Toilet SMS, Double Meaning SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’




Once a girl asked a boy, Double Meaning SMS

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to do….
Ye chutiyapanti ke sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. :roll:




Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya, Double Meaning SMS

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.




Bechari Indian Bhabhi, Double Meaning SMS

Bechari Indian Bhabhi :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

Hanso mat, forward karo.. :twisted:




Bhayanak Nalayakpana, Double Meaning SMS

Bhayanak Nalayakpana:

Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?

Rakesh: Dost k paas hai. :D