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Double Meaning SMS

Funny Hindi SMS, World’s shortest joke

World’s shortest joke:-

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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!! :mrgreen:

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Funny Hindi SMS, Sharma ji ki party me

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

Khana kaisa tha?

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

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Funny Double Meaning SMS, Boy to Mom

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!

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Funny SMS, Doctor to Female

Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?

Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.

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Funny School SMS, Rai ka pahad banana

Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’

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Student: Padded bra..

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Funny SMS, 1 Girl to Another

1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!! :lol:

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Funny Laptop SMS Joke, True Fact

It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact.

Laptop Speakers Are TooΒ Quiet For Music,

But TooΒ Loud For @dult Movies.

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Hindi Double Meaning SMS Jokes

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye
zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki
sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..!!
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.

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Funny Girls Boys SMS, Tum kitne bhai behan ho

Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..
Boy- 6
Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
Boy- Tum kitne ho.
Girl- 1
Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!

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Funny SMS Jokes, Horror movie dekh kar

Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko..
Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho

Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!! :lol:

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