SMS JOKES » Double Meaning Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 07:24:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12215 ]]> Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/feed/ 0 Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-hostel-mein-ladkiyan-cycle-chala-rahi-thi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-hostel-mein-ladkiyan-cycle-chala-rahi-thi/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 08:52:54 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12104 ]]> Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.

Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-hostel-mein-ladkiyan-cycle-chala-rahi-thi/feed/ 0 Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nahi rahe? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/secretary-sir-aap-muje-naukri-se-nikal-toh-nahi-rahe/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/secretary-sir-aap-muje-naukri-se-nikal-toh-nahi-rahe/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 10:15:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11877 ]]> Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/secretary-sir-aap-muje-naukri-se-nikal-toh-nahi-rahe/feed/ 0 Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 10:12:53 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11873 ]]> Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/feed/ 0 Teacher, Student Se: Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hein? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teacher-student-se-tumharay-abbu-kya-kartay-hein/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teacher-student-se-tumharay-abbu-kya-kartay-hein/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 10:11:58 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11871 ]]> Teacher, Student Se:
Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?

Student:
Pata Nahi Miss Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain:

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teacher-student-se-tumharay-abbu-kya-kartay-hein/feed/ 0 Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-apke-pati-ko-bhut-kamjori-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-apke-pati-ko-bhut-kamjori-hai/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:17:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11862 ]]> Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.

Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/dr-apke-pati-ko-bhut-kamjori-hai/feed/ 0 Sexiest message on Girl’s T-shirt http://www.smsjokes4u.com/sexiest-message-on-girls-t-shirt/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/sexiest-message-on-girls-t-shirt/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:13:48 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11857 ]]> Sexiest message on Girl’s T-shirt

Sirf sochne se nahi,
Sirf dekhne se nahi,

Kuch karne se bada hota hai..
aur khada hota hai..

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INSAAN.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/sexiest-message-on-girls-t-shirt/feed/ 0 Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-bas-karo-koi-dekh-lega/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-bas-karo-koi-dekh-lega/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:10:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11854 ]]> Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girl-bas-karo-koi-dekh-lega/feed/ 0 Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:01:40 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11849 ]]> Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/feed/ 0 Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/aadmi-apni-biwi-ke-saath-bar-mein-baitha-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/aadmi-apni-biwi-ke-saath-bar-mein-baitha-tha/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 03:32:49 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11835 ]]> Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

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