Sms Jokes » Double Meaning Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:45:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!! http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:28:46 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10741 ]]> 14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!!

Ke

Theakh Nine (9) months baad
14 Nov ko Children Day manana parta hai..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/feed/ 0 Difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX?? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:43:27 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10597 ]]> What is the difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX??

U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/feed/ 0 Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/banta-ek-white-colour-ka-condom-dena/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/banta-ek-white-colour-ka-condom-dena/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:31:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10564 ]]> Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/banta-ek-white-colour-ka-condom-dena/feed/ 0 Psychology ka practical ho raha tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:18:33 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10546 ]]> Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/psychology-ka-practical-ho-raha-tha/feed/ 0 After a consult, the doctor says http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:25:34 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10384 ]]> After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/after-a-consult-the-doctor-says/feed/ 0 Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/women-are-greedy-they-want-everything-from-the-same-man/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/women-are-greedy-they-want-everything-from-the-same-man/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:24:28 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10382 ]]> Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man.
and
Men are so simple, they want the same thing from every woman..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/women-are-greedy-they-want-everything-from-the-same-man/feed/ 0 Difference between Shit N Ooh shit http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/difference-between-shit-n-ooh-shit/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/difference-between-shit-n-ooh-shit/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:43:22 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10345 ]]> Difference between Shit N Ooh shit:

A boy threw a love letter to a girl.

But it fell on her brother.
Shit!!

and her brother was GAY
Ooh shit!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/difference-between-shit-n-ooh-shit/feed/ 0 1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/1-girl-had-bunked-the-lecture-and-moving-around-in-college/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/1-girl-had-bunked-the-lecture-and-moving-around-in-college/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:14:12 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10137 ]]> 1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?

Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/1-girl-had-bunked-the-lecture-and-moving-around-in-college/feed/ 0 Come here, take off your pants and knickers http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/come-here-take-off-your-pants-and-knickers/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/come-here-take-off-your-pants-and-knickers/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:03:56 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10123 ]]> Come here,
take off your pants and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
.
.
.
.
.
loving yours..
toilet!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/come-here-take-off-your-pants-and-knickers/feed/ 0 Catch her by her waist Bring her home http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/catch-her-by-her-waist-bring-her-home/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/catch-her-by-her-waist-bring-her-home/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:03:20 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10121 ]]> Catch her by her waist..
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips & have a..

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Nice drink.. PEPSI

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