Double Meaning Sms, SMS JOKES

LADY- I want to learn tennis.!!

Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s

Lady- Ok..

Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?

Socho..

Aur socho…

Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON

Bcoz

Mom can’t remembr WHO is WHOSE SON

In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…

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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna

varna

Varna!

Doosra kaise hoga?

College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki:  Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..!

Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..!

Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?