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Double Meaning SMS

Condom SMS Joke, Husband to Wife

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What..???

Where..??

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:

‘I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’

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Muhabbat Funny SMS Joke, Muhabbat Ki Takat

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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GF BF SMS Joke, Boy apni girlfriend ki

Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha,
Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat..
Me mazak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Funny SMS Joke, Million Dollar Advice

A Million Dollar Advice:

Before making any costly promise to a women,
Mast*rbate twice,
It May change your opinion. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Sunny Leone Funny SMS Joke, Sunny leone is casted

Sunny leone is casted in the sequel of
hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..

Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajana
Dicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Suhagrat SMS Joke, Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thi

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi…

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

Ladki: Kyu?, Kya Hua

Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Sunny Leone SMS Joke, Boy asks to Sunny Leone

A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Fool Double Meaning SMS Joke, Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

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World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER ๐Ÿ˜†

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Holi Double Meaning SMS Jokes, Holi Pe Ladki

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi

Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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