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Double Meaning SMS

Fool Double Meaning SMS Joke, Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

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World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER πŸ˜†

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Holi Double Meaning SMS Jokes, Holi Pe Ladki

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi

Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!! πŸ˜€

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Funny Hindi SMS, World’s shortest joke

World’s shortest joke:-

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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!! :mrgreen:

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Funny Hindi SMS, Sharma ji ki party me

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.

Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:

Khana kaisa tha?

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

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Funny Double Meaning SMS, Boy to Mom

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!

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Funny SMS, Doctor to Female

Doctor to Female:
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?

Female: Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.

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Funny School SMS, Rai ka pahad banana

Teacher: Give example for
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’

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Student: Padded bra..

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Funny SMS, 1 Girl to Another

1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!! πŸ˜†

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Funny Laptop SMS Joke, True Fact

It’s Strange But Damn Very True Fact.

Laptop Speakers Are TooΒ Quiet For Music,

But TooΒ Loud For @dult Movies.

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