Double Meaning Sms Jokes & Messages


Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi..
Ke Achanak Boss ne puchha:
‘Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan-Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren’

Secretary sharmate hue boli: Sir, jese aap ki marzi

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do..

Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se ?
Impossible… :D




Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard aur Auraat dono ke

Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard aur Auraat dono k baal “CURLEY” Hote hain…!!

Kiya ??
Socho ??
Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind …

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Ans: AFRICA




Teacher: What is love?

Teacher: What is love…???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!




Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli

Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,

Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?




Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?

Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?

Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!

Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..




Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !




Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :D




Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p




Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.




Teacher: What is love?

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!