Double Meaning SMS (Latest SMS)


Ladies Toilet SMS, Double Meaning SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’




Once a girl asked a boy, Double Meaning SMS

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to do….
Ye chutiyapanti ke sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. :roll:




Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya, Double Meaning SMS

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.




Bechari Indian Bhabhi, Double Meaning SMS

Bechari Indian Bhabhi :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

Hanso mat, forward karo.. :twisted:




Bhayanak Nalayakpana, Double Meaning SMS

Bhayanak Nalayakpana:

Teacher: Rakesh ABCD bol.
Rakesh: A E F G H J L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher B P K I C D Kaha hai?

Rakesh: Dost k paas hai. :D




Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se, Double Meaning SMS

Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai..

Student: Kaun?? :P




A very very Triple meaning Example, Double Meaning SMS

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of
HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI

Ladka dost se: Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday
par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di.

Dost (Thappad maar kar): Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi.

Ladka: kutte marta kyun hai..
Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai.




Sunny leone in Master Chef, Double Meaning SMS

Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!




Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki, Double Meaning SMS

Very Touching..

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya..

Banta: Phir kya hua ?

Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle mein!!




A bull was servicing the cows, Double Meaning SMS

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!