Double Meaning SMS (Latest SMS)


Sunny leone in Master Chef, Double Meaning SMS

Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!




Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki, Double Meaning SMS

Very Touching..

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya..

Banta: Phir kya hua ?

Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle mein!!




A bull was servicing the cows, Double Meaning SMS

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!




Ek kutti ki 5 kutte, Double Meaning SMS

Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the..

Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi.

Beti: kya hua mom….???

Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye. :D




Pappu School der se pahuncha, Double Meaning SMS

Pappu School der se pahuncha..
TEACHR: Do u know value of periods,
Yes madem,
1bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to
Uski maa Behosh,
Bap ko Atack,
aur mera bhai Farrar. :lol:




Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Double Meaning SMS

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.. :D




Ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai, Double Meaning SMS

Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai
iske baare mein detail mein research kari aur ye total nikaala.

Female Brain:
10% – Jewellery
30% – Shopping
25% – Money
20% – Enjoyment
14% – Kitchen Care
1% – Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% – Leni hai
1% – Kaise leni hai
1% – Kiski leni hai
1% – Kab leni hai
1% – Kahan pe leni hai




Naukrani: Sahab anand aa raha hai, Double Meaning SMS

Naukrani: Sahab anand aa raha hai.

Malik tez karne laga.

Nokarni: Saaaahab aaaaaahhnand aaaaaah raaaahahh hai.

Malik aur tez karne laga.

Anand: Papa main aa gaya. :lol:




2 babies blanket me lete hue the, Double Meaning SMS

2 babies blanket me lete hue the
1st baby 2nd baby se: tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby: mujhe ni pata
1st baby: achha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata h0n.
Thore der bad bahar aa kar kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tumhai kaise pata chala
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks ‘pink’ hai or mere ‘blue’

Moral:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain..
Har joke non veg nahi hota…

Soch badlo desh badlega. Akelaa modi Kya Kya badlega ???




Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool par mazese baith sakate hai?, Double Meaning SMS

Teacher- Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool par mazese baith sakate hai..?
Pappu- Bilkul..
Teacher- Woh kaise..?
Pappu- Stool ulta karke. :lol: