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Double Meaning SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao, Double Meaning SMS

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???

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Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop, Double Meaning SMS

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: MC.. How can you talk to me like that?
U come outside & mera choos.

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Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai, Double Meaning SMS

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!

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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se, Double Meaning SMS

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?

Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..

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Dudh Aur Ladki me Kya Fark Hai!!, Double Meaning SMS

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!

Socho

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Socho

Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

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Pati to patni: Are sunti ho!, Double Meaning SMS

PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !

PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata.. :D

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A couple went to an Art Gallery, Double Meaning SMS

A couple went to an Art Gallery.
There was a picture of a girl covered only by leaves..

Typical Husband was staring at the picture..
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukoge!!??

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Only Few Tiger Left, Double Meaning SMS

Tiger: Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur
Animal Planet walo ne Pareshan kar ke rakha hai..

Monkey: Kyun? Kya hua bhai!

Tiger: Saale ratdin camere lagake baithte hai,
Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,

‘Only Few Left.. Only Few Left.’ :D

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BF texting to his GF, Double Meaning SMS

BF texting to his GF… Hey baby.. what’s up?
GF- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS
BF- What!
GF- Yeah. They have become very dirty.
People are all over them most of the time ..
BF- What the hell..
GF- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!!
I meant BOOTS.. Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!

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Couple Bister par so rahe the, Double Meaning SMS

Couple Bister par so rahe the.

Ladka: Hmare ummidwar ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???

Ladki: Nahi.

To ladka chup chap

Hilake so gaya..

Thodi der Bad
Ladki: Ummidwar to dekhu.. fesla budal bhi sakta hai..

Ldka: Ab rehene do
Humre ummidwar ne congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai. :D

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