Double Meaning Sms, SMS JOKES

80 years ki Age mein SEX pe kuchh bolne ke liye Santa ko kaha gaya..

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Santa: Ye Bahut hi Mushkil hai.,
Bilkul Waisa, Jaise RASSI se BILLIARDS Khelna!

4 saal ka Baccha: Chachi Aapko ladka hoga.
Chachi: Beta tujhe kaise pata hai.
Baccha: Aapki fati hui chaddi mein se
uski muchhe dikh rahi hai!!

Boy ne jab girlfriend ki panty utaari
toh usme hariyali nazar aayi.
Darr ke usne pucha- Yeh kya hai?
Girl- Oh shit yaar,
main mooli nikalna hi bhool gayi!

Yamraj: Tumne punya/paap dono kiya hai
isliye swarg me narak milega.
Aadmi: Woh kaise?
Roj raat 2 glass daru & 1 ladki milegi
glass mein ched hoga par…
ladki mein nahi!!

Pahle usne utari sadi,
Phir aai petikot ki bari,
Phir diya blauj utar,
Jyada khush mat ho yaar,
Thi ek kapde sukhane ki taar!
Ha Ha Ha

Aurat hakim se: Mujhe doodh nahi aata
Hakim: Hum har chiz choos ke check krte hai.
Aurat: Theek hai,
pehle abba jan ko check ker lo unko 2 din se peshab nahi aaya!!!

Most Embarrassing situation:

Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:

Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!

LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?

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Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai

Boy- Aunty ke pairo ke beech kya hai?
Uncle- Swarg
Boy- Aur aapke.
Uncle- Swarg ke tale ki chabi.
Boy- To plz tala badal do poore mohalle ke pass duplicate chabi hai.

Chatri repairwala ladki se:
Uper ka kapda nikalna padega
aur niche danda dalna padega.
Ladki: Jo karna hhi wo karo,
Lekin pani ander nahi girna chahiye.