Exam Sms, SMS JOKES

Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!

We Indian student are always the best..

Look how we study

1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.

2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”

3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.

4) We want break after evrey 2pages

5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry

6) We even start likeing doordarshan

7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”

8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”

9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.

10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”

Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai

Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.

Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.

Belive in WORK Not in LUCK

My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

Im a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that…!!

Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care
Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future.

That Awesome Moment When You Get..
A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For
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Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You
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You Realize It Was Just
A Dream..

Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.