Exam SMS (Latest SMS)


Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Exam SMS

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.. :D




Singham Effect, Exam SMS

SINGHAM Effect:-
Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chhya gaavat, fail ho gaya.
Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.
Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata maaji satakli re.
Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
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Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :P:D




After Result Girls and Boys Reaction, Exam SMS

After Result.. Girls Reaction.
Girl1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%.
Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve): 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve): Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.
Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve): Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?

After Result… Boys Reaction.
Boy1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
Boy2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha :-)
Boy3: Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.
Boy4: Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_




Life of the college student, Exam SMS

Life of the college student,
wallet hai paise nahi,
lecturer hai attendence nahi,
cell hai balance nahi,
frnds hai girl friend nahi,
exam hai tension nahi,
padhna hai mood nahi.




Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam, Exam SMS

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now! :D




Different age group and exam, Exam SMS

Different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??

And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!! :D 8O




Exam aur Sex ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!, Exam SMS

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.




Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam, Exam SMS

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!




In exam hall a girl to santa, Exam SMS

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”




Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola, Exam SMS

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!