Sms Jokes » Exam Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:13:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10436 ]]> Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai

Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/paper-de-de-ker-dimagh-aisa-ho-gya-hai/feed/ 0 Belive in WORK Not in LUCK http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/belive-in-work-not-in-luck/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/belive-in-work-not-in-luck/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:33:09 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10396 ]]> Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.

Belive in WORK Not in LUCK

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/belive-in-work-not-in-luck/feed/ 0 My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/my-mom-asked-me-why-dont-u-study-d-whole-year/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/my-mom-asked-me-why-dont-u-study-d-whole-year/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:39:04 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10341 ]]> My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/my-mom-asked-me-why-dont-u-study-d-whole-year/feed/ 0 Newton’s 5th law http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/newtons-5th-law/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/newtons-5th-law/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:25:31 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10179 ]]> Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/newtons-5th-law/feed/ 0 Single sheet of paper cannot decide my future http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/single-sheet-of-paper-cannot-decide-my-future/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/single-sheet-of-paper-cannot-decide-my-future/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:43:45 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10165 ]]> Im a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that…!!

Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care
Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/single-sheet-of-paper-cannot-decide-my-future/feed/ 0 Awesome Moment When You Get! http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/awesome-moment-when-you-get/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/awesome-moment-when-you-get/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:44:36 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10158 ]]> That Awesome Moment When You Get..
A Good Grade For A Test You Didn’t Study For
&
Suddenly Your Mom Wakes You
&
You Realize It Was Just
A Dream..

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/awesome-moment-when-you-get/feed/ 0 Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/frnd-k-saath-kro-ya-grlfrnd-k-sath/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/frnd-k-saath-kro-ya-grlfrnd-k-sath/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:56:56 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10115 ]]> Frnd k saath kro ya grlfrnd k sath,
room me kro ya badroom me,
bad par kro ya fir sofe pe,
din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro,
aakhir success hone k liye padhai to krni padegi na.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/frnd-k-saath-kro-ya-grlfrnd-k-sath/feed/ 0 Don’t play with students they can do anything for marks http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/dont-play-with-students-they-can-do-anything-for-marks/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/dont-play-with-students-they-can-do-anything-for-marks/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:10:49 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10021 ]]> Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/dont-play-with-students-they-can-do-anything-for-marks/feed/ 0 Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/exams-ke-ek-din-pehle-mujhe-hosh-aaya/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/exams-ke-ek-din-pehle-mujhe-hosh-aaya/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:34:03 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9765 ]]> Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/exams-ke-ek-din-pehle-mujhe-hosh-aaya/feed/ 0 Kehdo un parhne walon se http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/kehdo-un-parhne-walon-se-2/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/kehdo-un-parhne-walon-se-2/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:11:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9745 ]]> Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,

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