Family SMS (Latest SMS)


Child: Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?, Family SMS

Child (Dog sex dekh ke):
Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?

Dad (thinking of the child’s innocence says with a smile):
Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..

Child (with a confuse look on his face):
Araam se bhi samjha sakta hai, G**nd marne ki kya zarurat hai..!




Papa kal school main ek small get together hai, Family SMS

Son: Papa kal school main
ek small get together hai.. chaloge??
Father: Small get together kya hota hai??
Son: Only you me and principal..
Died Laughing.




Prabhu, Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?, Family SMS

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai




Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne, Family SMS

Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne jawani ke thik wayse
hi dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya..!!

Agle din dada phool lekar wahi Pahuche jaha
Wo Jawani me Mila karte the..

Waha khade-khade dada ke Pairo me dard ho gaya,
Lekin dadi nhi aayi..

Ghar ja kar dada gusse se: Aayi Kyon Nahi??
Daadi sharmate huye: Mummy Ne Nahi Aane Diya..!!




Innocent Joke of The Year, Family SMS

Innocent Joke of The Year

Kid to his Mom: Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..

Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.

Kid did the same thing…

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..

kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..

Par kya karu.. Aaulad hai tu meri…!!




Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?, Family SMS

Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?
Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy
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Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain.. :D




Kisi ne mujh se pucha, Family SMS

Kisi ne mujh se pucha..
ki jinki maa nahi hoti unke baccho ko dua kaun deta hai..

Maine kaha ki:
Koi jheel agar sookh bhi jaye to mitti se nami nahi jati..
isi tarah maa marne ke baad bhi apni aulad ko dua deti rehti hai.




Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki pasand hai, Family SMS

Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki pasand hai,
Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega.




Satyamev Jayate Funny SMS, Family SMS

Satyamev Jayate:
Lady: Muje Sasural wale Dahej ke liye torture karte the.
Aamir: Kya karte the?
Lady: Kursi se baandh ke Dhoom-3 dikhate the. :D




A man fron UP is introducing his family, Family SMS

A man fron UP is introducing his family:

1. Yeh hai meri biwi.. Google Raani..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai!

2. Yeh hai mera beta.. Facebook Kumar..
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai!

3. Yeh hai meri beti.. Twitter Kumari..
Poori colony isko folow karti hai..!!

4. Aur mein.. mein hun Orkut Kumar..
Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi..!!