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Heart Touching SMS, An old man took his phone

VERY HEART TOUCHING.
(BITTER TRUTH ) frown emoticon
An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.
Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.
Old man with tears in his eyes said:
Then why DON’T my children ever call me?

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Mother Son SMS, Mother sitting in a sad mood

Beautiful lines :
Mother sitting in a sad mood
Child- Mom, you are the 2nd most beautiful woman in this world…
Mother- Who is the 1st?
Child- it’s also U but when u smile !!
and she smiled…!!

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Pati Saas SMS, Husband apni saas se

Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:
Aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.

Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila.

Solid Insult….!!!

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Funny Hindi SMS, World’s shortest joke

World’s shortest joke:-

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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!! :mrgreen:

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Hindi Funny SMS, Ladkon ne jhukkar pair chhune

Ladkon ne jhukkar badon ke pair chhune ki
parampara ko aaj bhi jeevit rakha hai..!!

Kyonki..

Namaste kahne ke liye munh me bhara Gutkha kaun thuke!! :D

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Maa Dua Funny SMS, Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko

Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko
24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk..!!

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Funny Double Meaning SMS, Boy to Mom

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!

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Mother SMS, Maa Apne Bete se puchati hai

Maa: Beta agar meri aankhein kharaab ho jayein to tum kya karoge??
Beta: Maa tumhain shehar le jaaonga, wahan ilaaz karwaonga.

Maa: Ager fir bhi theek na hui toh?

Beta: Maa main paise kharch kerunga tumhai Bahar videsh le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga…
Maa has padi

Beta: Acha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Bachhe, Main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi…
Plz take care of your Mother..

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Phool kabhi dobara nahi khilte

Phool kabhi dobara nahi khilte,
Janam kabhi dobara nahin milte,
Milte hain log hajaron par,
Hazaron galtiyan maaf karne wale Maa-Baap
Dobara nahi milte…

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Mummy me aaj raat ko susu karnegaya to

Mummy me aaj raat ko susu karne
gaya to pata hai.. kya huwa?

Mom: kya hua beta

Child: mom, maine jaise hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na…
To light apne aap chalu ho gai…
thandi hawa aane lagi..
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Mom: Kamine..
Tu aaj Firr Freez me moot ke aaya haram khoor .. :lol:

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