Family SMS (Latest SMS)


Mother, to her teenage daughter, Family SMS

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?




Never Miss 3 Gifts in your Life, Family SMS

Never Miss 3 Gifts in your Life
1. Life partner: God ka diya hua gift
2. Parents: Gift me aaye hue GOD
3. Friends: GOD ko bhi nahi milne wala gift
A Superb Message conveying life..!!




Papa: beta aap mere saath mandir aake kya karoge?, Family SMS

Too good..
Papa: beta aap mere saath mandir aake kya karoge? Aapko Prarthna to aati nahi.
Phir bhi beta papa ke saath mandir gaya.
Uske papa mandir me prarthna,stuti,stavan karne lage.
Tabhi unhone dekha ki unka beta bhi kuchh bol raha hai.
Bahar aake papa ne bete se puchha aapko to prarthna,stuti,stavan kuch bhi nahi aata to aap mandir mei kya bol rahe the???
Beta: Papa maine puri A to Z 5 times bola n bhagwan ko keh diya ki isme se aap apni prarthna bana lena.
Bete ka jawab sunkar papa ki aankh bhar aayi.
Shabd ki prarthna to humne anek bar ki hogi par prathna mei bhav hona jaruri hai.
Papa ke pass shabd ki prarthna thi par bacchhe ki prarthna me bhav the.
Prabhu Intention dekhta hai Presentation nahi.




Child: Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?, Family SMS

Child (Dog sex dekh ke):
Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?

Dad (thinking of the child’s innocence says with a smile):
Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..

Child (with a confuse look on his face):
Araam se bhi samjha sakta hai, G**nd marne ki kya zarurat hai..!




Papa kal school main ek small get together hai, Family SMS

Son: Papa kal school main
ek small get together hai.. chaloge??
Father: Small get together kya hota hai??
Son: Only you me and principal..
Died Laughing.




Prabhu, Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?, Family SMS

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai




Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne, Family SMS

Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne jawani ke thik wayse
hi dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya..!!

Agle din dada phool lekar wahi Pahuche jaha
Wo Jawani me Mila karte the..

Waha khade-khade dada ke Pairo me dard ho gaya,
Lekin dadi nhi aayi..

Ghar ja kar dada gusse se: Aayi Kyon Nahi??
Daadi sharmate huye: Mummy Ne Nahi Aane Diya..!!




Innocent Joke of The Year, Family SMS

Innocent Joke of The Year

Kid to his Mom: Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..

Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.

Kid did the same thing…

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..

kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..

Par kya karu.. Aaulad hai tu meri…!!




Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?, Family SMS

Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata?
Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy
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Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain.. :D




Kisi ne mujh se pucha, Family SMS

Kisi ne mujh se pucha..
ki jinki maa nahi hoti unke baccho ko dua kaun deta hai..

Maine kaha ki:
Koi jheel agar sookh bhi jaye to mitti se nami nahi jati..
isi tarah maa marne ke baad bhi apni aulad ko dua deti rehti hai.