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Funny Hindi SMS Joke, Baap bete se

बाप- बेटा, गिनती सीख गए हो ?
बेटा- हाँ पापा !
बाप- तो बताओ 1, 2, 3, 4 के बाद क्या आता है ?
बेटा- 5, 6
बाप- शाबाश! और 5, 6 के बाद..?
बेटा- 7, 8, 9, 10
बाप- शाबाश ! शाबाश ! बहुत होशियार हो गया है तू तो..
और बताओ बेटा 10 के बाद क्या आता है ?

बेटा- गुलाम.. बेगम.. बादशाह..!!! 😝

Funny SMS Joke, Khatarnak Joke

अभी तक का सबसे खतरनाक जोक

Teacher- तुम्हारे घर में सबसे छोटा कौन है?

Student- मेरे पापा!

Teacher- वो कैसे?

Student- वो अभी तक मम्मी के साथ सोते हैं! 😁

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Funny SMS Joke, Girl to Father

Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi.
Father: Bolo beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili

Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui
FACEBOOK par hum dost bane
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP par humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..

Father : Ohh!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo
GMAIL se recieve karlo
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye toh ..
OLX be bech dalo!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on.. 😜 😜 😄 😊

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Funny SMS Joke, Mom to Son

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..

😆😟😕😯😮
Ek chappl aur padi..
😢😢😢

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Nice Lines by a Father to His Child

Nice Lines by a Father to His Child:

Always Listen to My Advice,
Not because
I am Always Right
but because
I have More Experience
of Being Wrong..!! 😀

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Funny Hindi SMS Joke, Mom to Son

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do.. 😀

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Ristedaar SMS Joke, 3 cheeze naseeb walo ko hi milti hai

Duniya main 3 cheeze naseeb walo ko hi milti hai.

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1- Saccha pyar
2- Sacchi dosti
3- Apne kaam se kaam rakhne wale ristedaar.

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Parents SMS Joke, Aajkal ke parents

Aajkal ke parents BUS me bachey ko bitha k ese Bye kartey hai.

Jaise

padhney nhi videsh Yatra bhej rahey ho..

Ek hum they jo roz laat ghunsey kha kar school jate the..

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Parents Funny SMS Jokes, Kids of next generation

In a way I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They’ll have parents
Who know how to check
-Last call duration
-Sent msgs &
-Browser history

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Funny SMS Joke, Maa to Beta

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata ??

Pappu: Yo Mom It’s Fashion

Maa: Woh To Thik He Par… Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai…!! 😀

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