Flirt Sms Jokes & Messages


Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karti hai

Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karti hai..

Likhti hai I love you!
Aur send to all karti hai.. :-D




Girl to shopkeeper

Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..!
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Girl: Theek hai 20 de do.




Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to

Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de… :-D ;-)




Ladki patane ka tarika

Ladki patane ka tarika..

Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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DIDI DAR GAYI
DIDI DAR GAYI!! :twisted:




I told her: If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana

I told her:
If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.

Wo black pehan ke aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.

Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki…
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai. :D :twisted:




Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi

Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka
‘TRY’ to har 1 ko karungi..




Specially for girls you can never lose weight

Specially for girls
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You can never lose weight,
if
u keep eating BHAAV every time.




Girls ki problem

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…..




Boy and Girl Playing Ludo

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??
Acha aur 6 Aaya To
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Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..




I Commented on Her Facebook Status

I Commented on Her Facebook Status :ㅤㅤ
Happy New Year
She: Same to you.
I Edited My Comment to I LOVE YOU

*BㅤLㅤOㅤCㅤKㅤEㅤD*


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