Flirt Sms, SMS JOKES

kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..

main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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not each others phones..!!

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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SlideShow begins.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..

Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister.