Flirt Sms, SMS JOKES

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

Newton in romantic mood:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.

Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai

|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai.. 

Who is a Boy?
Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to,

Waha bhi kehte hai:
“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
kya maal hai yaar”

True lines:

Our heart is the greatest haramkhor in d world..

Sala usi ke liye pareshan rahega, jo bhav nahi deti!

Where do u see MANGOES?

Mango tree?
No

Fruit shop?
No

Maaza?
No

Then?

Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes

Piche-Piche
MAN GOES..