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Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni, Flirt SMS

Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!




Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi, Flirt SMS

Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D




Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to, Flirt SMS

Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to..
Life me jisko Pyaar karte ho uski Tasveer dikhti hai..!!
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To maine bhi Try kiya..
Saala Slide Show Start ho gaya. 8O :D




Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, Flirt SMS

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..




I Love You is a mathematical formula, Flirt SMS

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I Love You is a mathematical formula
Where
Love is constant
And
You is variable. :D




Na ishq kar mere yaar, Flirt SMS

Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai. :D




Gujrati sher, Flirt SMS

Gujrati sher:
NAZAR se NAZAR mile to pucho kem che?
NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che.
Jo SANDAL utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che.!! :D




Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai, Flirt SMS

Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai. :D




Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Flirt SMS

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost..
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti




Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh, Flirt SMS

Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola
Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you.
Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti.
Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, ek paad hi maar do.