SMS JOKES » Flirt Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/bahut-sweet-hai-woh-jise-hum-chahte-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/bahut-sweet-hai-woh-jise-hum-chahte-hai/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:52:16 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12124 ]]> Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/bahut-sweet-hai-woh-jise-hum-chahte-hai/feed/ 0 Fida hu uski chaal pe, Uske bolne ki taal pe http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/#comments Sat, 12 May 2012 05:10:11 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12008 ]]> Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/feed/ 0 Newton in romantic mood http://www.smsjokes4u.com/newton-in-romantic-mood/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/newton-in-romantic-mood/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 17:25:23 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11911 ]]> Newton in romantic mood:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/newton-in-romantic-mood/feed/ 0 Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi aaya tha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladki-ki-shadi-mein-uska-purana-boyfriend-bhi-aaya-tha/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladki-ki-shadi-mein-uska-purana-boyfriend-bhi-aaya-tha/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 10:24:55 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11886 ]]> Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladki-ki-shadi-mein-uska-purana-boyfriend-bhi-aaya-tha/feed/ 0 Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:01:40 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11849 ]]> Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-chalo-kisi-viraan-jagah-chalte-hain/feed/ 0 Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-kabhi-na-karna-pardesi-se/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-kabhi-na-karna-pardesi-se/#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 11:49:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11785 ]]> Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/pyar-kabhi-na-karna-pardesi-se/feed/ 0 Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-galiyon-mein-na-rakhenge-kadam/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-galiyon-mein-na-rakhenge-kadam/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 08:32:31 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11575 item | _| |_ hai..
]]> Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni gali mein setting ho gayi hai |'\('.') Kya |. |.|> item | _| |_ hai..
]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/teri-galiyon-mein-na-rakhenge-kadam/feed/ 0 Who is a Boy? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/who-is-a-boy/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/who-is-a-boy/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:29:42 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11505 ]]> Who is a Boy?
Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to,

Waha bhi kehte hai:
“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
kya maal hai yaar”

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/who-is-a-boy/feed/ 0 Our heart is the greatest haramkhor in d world http://www.smsjokes4u.com/our-heart-is-the-greatest-haramkhor-in-d-world/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/our-heart-is-the-greatest-haramkhor-in-d-world/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:19:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11494 ]]> True lines:

Our heart is the greatest haramkhor in d world..

Sala usi ke liye pareshan rahega, jo bhav nahi deti!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/our-heart-is-the-greatest-haramkhor-in-d-world/feed/ 0 Where do you see Mangoes? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/where-do-you-see-mangoes/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/where-do-you-see-mangoes/#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:11:28 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11466 ]]> Where do u see MANGOES?

Mango tree?
No

Fruit shop?
No

Maaza?
No

Then?

Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes

Piche-Piche
MAN GOES.. :D

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