Sms Jokes » Flirt Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 New Style of Purposing A Girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:33:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10751 ]]> New Style of Purposing A Girl

Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!

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Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
16 more similar stories

Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories..
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.._/\_

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/girls-and-boys-on-facebook/feed/ 0 Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:46:16 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10412 ]]> Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?

Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/feed/ 0 Research Says That: Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/research-says-that-girls-take-3-days-to-judge-a-boy/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/research-says-that-girls-take-3-days-to-judge-a-boy/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:32:12 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10394 ]]> Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!

1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/research-says-that-girls-take-3-days-to-judge-a-boy/feed/ 0 Boy & Girl Chatting http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/boy-girl-chatting/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/boy-girl-chatting/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:36:44 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10339 ]]> Boy & Girl Chatting:
Girl: What are you Doing?
Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!!
Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet?
Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!!
Girl: Teri maa ki..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/boy-girl-chatting/feed/ 0 Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/boy-tumhara-naam-kya-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/boy-tumhara-naam-kya-hai/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:24:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10288 ]]> Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!
Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!
Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr
Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,
Tution timings 6 to 8.

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Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-kon-ho-tum/feed/ 0 Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-why-do-you-always-keep-typing-my-name-in-ur-statuses/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-why-do-you-always-keep-typing-my-name-in-ur-statuses/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:10:09 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10269 ]]> Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses?
Boy: Because facebook keeps asking
me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-why-do-you-always-keep-typing-my-name-in-ur-statuses/feed/ 0 Out of all Toys in the world, people choose http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/out-of-all-toys-in-the-world-people-choose/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/out-of-all-toys-in-the-world-people-choose/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:46:02 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10248 ]]> Out of all Toys in the world, people
choose
.
.
.
.
.
HEART and FEELINGS to play with…!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/out-of-all-toys-in-the-world-people-choose/feed/ 0 Boy: There is no ink in this pen http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/18/boy-there-is-no-ink-in-this-pen/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/18/boy-there-is-no-ink-in-this-pen/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:32:01 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10193 ]]> Boy: There is no ink in this pen
Girl: Are u blind? there is ink in this pen
Boy: Then write your phone number and Show.

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