Flirt Sms, SMS JOKES

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

Funny sentence written on the T-shirt
of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road:

You r not looking at the road right now
Be Careful

A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:

Boy: your name seems to be very small,
So,
Can i add my name with ur name!

Ladki apni marzi se DE to Pyar,
Dost DILAYE to Uphar,
Ghar wale DILAYE to Sanskar,
Aur hum LE-LE to,
Section-376-IPC ke tahat
Balatkar

What girls say and what they mean-

1. Mera msg card khatam ho gaya.
(Dalva saale)

2. He s just my frnd
(Beware haramzade, agla number usi ka hai)

3. Aaj kitni garmi hai na
(Kamine gaadi le kar aayio bike nahi)

4. Mall chale?
(Shopping kara saale)

5. Aaj to sab shadi main ja rahe hai
(Tu to ghar aaja gadhe k bachhe)

6. Aaj to papa ghar par hai
(Aaj mera milne ka dil nahi hai)

7. Hum bahot ladne lag gaye hai
(Chal be ghochu tera time khatam)

8. And The best one ‘I Love U’
(Chal yaar tu bhi kya yaad rakhega, tujhe bhi seva ka mauka diya)

Ultimate Kaliyug:
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?

1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!

Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Wah Wah

Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko

Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko

After an Emotional hug

Girl said to the boy:
If you hug me once more like that,
I will be Yours forever…

Boy: Thanks for the warning… :p

2 premi pahad pe marne gaye
Ladka kud gaya ladki nahi kudi
raste mein ladke ne perashut khola aur..
cillaya mujhe pata tha chudel tu nahi kudegi.