Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya
Boy & Girl Chatting:
Girl: What are you Doing?
Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!!
Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet?
Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!!
Girl: Teri maa ki..!!
Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!
Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!
Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr
Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,
Tution timings 6 to 8.
Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI
Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses?
Boy: Because facebook keeps asking
me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.
Tags: Facebook Sms
Boy: There is no ink in this pen
Girl: Are u blind? there is ink in this pen
Boy: Then write your phone number and Show.
Latest research-
Boys Always remain faithful to Girlfriend.
Whose Girlfriend??
That still is a topic of research..!
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain
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1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.
When words are not enough to express your
Feelings Don’t think that you are in Love.
It means that you need to improve your
VOCABULARY ..!!
