Flirt Sms, SMS JOKES

Even if I had 1 wish…
I wouldn’t wish for u to love me,
coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish…
but straight from your heart.

I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.

As days go by,
my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms,
I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes
& u’ll see that it”s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

I believe that God above created
you for me to luv.
He picked me out from all
the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind
and left a smile on my face.

The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of u.

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free

If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

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Gorgeous Babe