Flirt Sms, SMS JOKES

Boy: I Love you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I Need you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I Miss you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I want to Marry you
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up

Love Tips

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Don’t LOVE.

Meri taraf se tumko ek PAPPI,
Tumhare dost ko ek pappi,
Tumhare dost ke dost ko ek pappi or koi hai?
Aaj mere DOGGI ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai…

1 Ladka Ladki se puchta hai:
Bache kaise hote hain?
Sharmao mat batao.

Ladki Chup…

Ladka: Arey pagli itna bhi nahi pata,
Bache shararati hote hain.

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai
perfume
earring
suits
flowers
chocolates
or ladke..??

Ye le LADKI ka number..
Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye!

Dhoka mila jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha AAG LAGA denge is duniya ko,
to Kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gai!!

Agar koi ladki tumhe mile
tumse friendship kare aur
pahle hi din tumhe i love you kahe.
To samjh lena ki
Wah emostional atyachar ka undar COVER AGENT hai.

Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu.

Agar aurat ko puri tarah se santusht karna hai to

Roz aasan badlo…

Aur khud santusht hona hai to…

Roz aurat badlo..

Plz froward to all ur friends (girl):

When someone is Flirting with u,

Please Co-operate…!!

Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega..!!