Funny Shayari (Latest SMS)


Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Funny Shayari

Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti..
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti.




Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni, Funny Shayari

Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!




Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye, Funny Shayari

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada. :roll:




Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, Funny Shayari

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..




Ghalib VS Sindhi, Funny Shayari

Ghalib VS Sindhi

Ghalib:
Mohhobat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega,

(Gaur farmaiyega)
Mohabbat ke Raasto pe sirf Dard Milega.

Sindhi:
wadi sai! Unnhi Raasto pe BAR Kholo.
Jhulelaal ki kasam, Bahut Chalenga.. :D




A new version of the famous lines from Silsila Movie, Funny Shayari

A new version of the famous lines from SILSILA Movie:

Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain,
Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to PAISA hota.

Dont laugh alone please pass it on.. :D




Na ishq kar mere yaar, Funny Shayari

Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai. :D




Gujrati sher, Funny Shayari

Gujrati sher:
NAZAR se NAZAR mile to pucho kem che?
NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che.
Jo SANDAL utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che.!! :D




Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai, Funny Shayari

Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai,
Wah wah!
aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.

Musibat koso door hoti hai,
BC.. GAAND Pahle Phat jati hai :D




Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai, Funny Shayari

Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai. :D