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Funny Shayari (New! & Latest SMS)


Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho, Funny Shayari

Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.

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Apni raah khud chuno, Funny Shayari

Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.




Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Funny Shayari

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.




Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega, Funny Shayari

Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal..
Tumhein saup diya jayega.




Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata, Funny Shayari

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.




Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo, Funny Shayari

Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.




Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein, Funny Shayari

Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile, Funny Shayari

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.




Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath, Funny Shayari

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath.




Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha, Funny Shayari

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.




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