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Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me, Funny SMS

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile,
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.

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Dear fb girls Apse se ek request hai, Funny SMS

Dear fb girls Apse se ek request hai
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Apni ID and PASSWORD apney BF ko nahi bataya karo
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Wo hum shareef baccho ke msgs padhkar..
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Hume BLOCK kar dete hai.

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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam, Funny SMS

Height of attempting unknown question in an exam..

Question: What is an Array, Explain with example.

Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.

For example..

ARRAY o behan k l*de idhar aa. :D

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Mummy me aaj raat ko susu karnegaya to, Funny SMS

Mummy me aaj raat ko susu karne
gaya to pata hai.. kya huwa?

Mom: kya hua beta

Child: mom, maine jaise hi bathroom ka darwaza khola na…
To light apne aap chalu ho gai…
thandi hawa aane lagi..
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Mom: Kamine..
Tu aaj Firr Freez me moot ke aaya haram khoor .. :lol:

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Santa Dukhi ThaKisi Ne Pucha, Funny SMS

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg, Funny SMS

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg

Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ??

Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!

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After Coffee with Karan, Funny SMS

After Coffee with Karan,
Star World is planning for:
Tea with Modi,
Cerelac with Rahul
and
Cough Syrup with Kejriwal. :D

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Hubby to Wife, Funny SMS

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right. :D

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Never make a women cry, Funny SMS

Never make a women cry…

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….

When a single drop comes out,
it 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..

Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…

finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…

This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000!! :D

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In a hospital ICU patients died, Funny SMS

In a hospital ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am

Doctors thought it is something super natural

Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause

Next sunday, at 10 AM, all doctors & nurses stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???

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Then suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!

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