Funny SMS (Latest SMS)


Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga, Funny SMS

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga
‘Dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke..
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar, Funny SMS

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! :D




Solid Breakup, Funny SMS

(SOLID BREAKUP)
Boy aur girl dono hath me hath daale jaa rahe the…
suddenly.. 1 BACHCHA aaya or bola bhaiya
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kal wali didi jyada achhi thi..




Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega, Funny SMS

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. :D




Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi, Funny SMS

Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D




In India when couples go to bed, Funny SMS

One of the best Joke
In USA when couples go to bed they say..
Good Night My Love

in UK.. Sweet Dreams Darling

In India..
Cylinder band kar diya tha na? :lol:




FIFA SMS, Funny SMS

FIFA fever
Laalu football match dekh kar bole:
Itne saare log Football ko laat kyu maar rahe hai ???
Secratory: Sir, GOAL karne ke liye…
Laalu- Sasuri gol hi to hai aur kitna GOL krenge.




Ek college ke kuch ladke roz ek hotel me jate aur, Funny SMS

Ek college ke kuch ladke roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob pareshan karte the..

Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan nahi krenge.

Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai
main bhi waada karta hoon Ki
aaj ke baad aap logoki coffee me THUKA nahi krunga.




12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia, Funny SMS

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.




Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak, Funny SMS

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak..
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-
Haramzade iise DUSTER kehte hai..!! :roll: