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Husband wife fight funny sms, Funny SMS

How various wifes fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot’s wife:
Zyada udo mat

Teacher’s wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao

Painter’s wife:
Thobda rang dungi

Dhobi’s wife:
Dho dungi

Actor’s wife:
Naatak mat karo

Dentist’s wife:
Daat tod dungi

CA’s wife:
Hisaab se raho

Engineer’s wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect’s wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person’s wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi.

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Petrol Sms, Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam, Funny SMS

Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….

Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
RAHUL GANDHI




American boy to Mom, Funny SMS

American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!




Winter Sms, Mausam hi aisa hai, Funny SMS

A
A
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Aa
Aaa
Aaaa
AAaacchhii.
Sorry…
Mausam hi aisa hai..
Aap apna khyal rakhna.

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Winter Shayari, Winter Ka Zamana Hai, Funny SMS

Winter Ka Zamana Hai,
Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai,
Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai,
2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do,
Kya..
Balance Bacha K
Naya Sweter Lana Hai.




Winter Sms, Taking Sips Of Coffee, Funny SMS

Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying
In Cozy Bed With Blanket
Around Reading Novel Or
Watching Movie Long Gossips
With Friends! Rain With Soft
Music Long Walk On Sea
Shore At Night With A Cup
Of Tea In Hand All U Can
Enjoy Cause Its Winter Again !!

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Married Man on OLX, Funny SMS

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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.

‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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Sabziwala sabzi par paani chhidak raha tha, Funny SMS

Sabziwala sabzi par paani chhidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi..

Customer gusse mein bola:

Bhaisahab agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho to ek kilo de do..




Classic insult, Funny SMS

Classic insult..

Girl: Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladke marte hai..

Boy: To tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??

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Air hostes to Pandit, Funny SMS

Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit- Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess- Sir, Aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai,
Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi.. :D

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