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1 talent test me puchha gaya, Funny SMS

1 talent test me puchha gaya,
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Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se
kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni
wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane?

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Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai, Funny SMS

Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai
aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai,
Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai,
mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?

Doctor: KUNDI




Bank customer service best reply, Funny SMS

Bank customer service best reply:
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.




Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date, Funny SMS

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that. I have to
tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn’t said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of
them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn’t your Father..!!




Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein, Funny SMS

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above




Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein, Funny SMS

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.




Mujrewaali: Hamne aapko khus kiya, Funny SMS

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.




A Khubsoorat Si Ladki, Funny SMS

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.




Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha, Funny SMS

Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.




Santa -Jab bhi wife mera, Funny SMS

Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.




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