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50 Londe lekar to koi bhi group bana sakta hai, Funny SMS

50 Londe lekar to koi bhi group bana sakta hai..

Members ko khush karne ke liye
3-4 ladkiya bhi add kar do..
tabhi members active rahege..!!




Pehle kiss karo, Phir palang per leta do, Funny SMS

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!!




Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend, Funny SMS

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.




Mother, to her teenage daughter, Funny SMS

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?




Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain, Funny SMS

Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain.
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.




Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa, Funny SMS

Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa to banta usko recieve karne gaya..
Airport se vo santa ko leke bahar nikla to santa ne sadak se gili mitti uthayi aur soongh ke bola

Santa: Yaar bantya, ap apne desh ki mitti ki khusbu pahle jaisi nahi rahi
Banta Gusse Se: Abe oye gadhe, tune mitti nahi tatti uthai hai




Santa idlibana raha tha, Funny SMS

This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.




Papa: Beta, tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?, Funny SMS

Papa: Beta, tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Beta: Chaand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye

Papa: MC use ‘CHAAND’ nahi, ‘RAAND’ kehte hai.




Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke, Funny SMS

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!


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Funny Sms Jokes, Funny SMS

Cond*m says to whisper..
Every month you stop my business for one week.
Whisper replies,
You bastard, if you make a mistake one time, I lose my business for 9 months.