Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi 
What is the difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX??
U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!
That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.
A boy called FM radio & said:
I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.
Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!
After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Oĸay?
India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun
