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Funny SMS Joke, A Tax is a Fine

A Fine is a Tax for doing Wrong.

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A Tax is a Fine for doing Well.

Happy financial year ending

Funny SMS Joke, Anuskha – World Cup 2015

Sita – Ramayan

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Draupati – Mahabharat

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Anuskha – World Cup 2015

:D :D

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Funny SMS Joke, Boy to Girl

*Shaadi dot com chats*
Boy – khana bana leti ho
Girl – nahi
Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu!! :D

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Funny Girls Boys SMS joke, Ladke ne Ladki ko

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari

Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..

Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!! ;) :D

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Funny SMS Joke, Girl ATM pe

Girl ATM pe Pappu se..

Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do plz..

Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.
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Pappu: tera balance to bahot kharab hai!! :D

Funny ABCD SMS Jokes & Messages

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don’t Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .

J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Job SMS Joke, Private Job

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

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Funny SMS Joke, Log ATM se paise nikal kar

Kuch log ATM se paise nikal kar
parchi itni buri tarah faadte hain,
Uski haalat bayaan kar deti hai ki…

Account me kya bacha hoga..!! :D

Funny SMS Joke, Karoor Pati Papa

1st friend: Yaar main jis larki ko chahta tha usne mujhse shadi nahi ki!!

2nd: Tune usy bataya nai k tera Papa karoor pati hain..??
1st: Bataya tha,

to phr???
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Usne Papa se shadi karli!
Pehle jaan kehta tha ab Ammi jaan..!! :D

Dosti SMS Joke, Kaminapan Dosto ka

Kaminapan Dosto ka

Girlfriend hai.. ??
Nahin
Saala Gay
Haan hai Girlfriend
Tharki sala

Kal college ayega.. ??
Haan
Padhaku ki aulaad
Nahin
Saale kabhi toh padh liya kar

Ice cream khilaega..??
Ofcourse
Kyun Bhai, Baap ka paisa hai
Nahin
Bhikhaari saala

Dosti nibhaega ??
Haan
Senti saale devdas
Nahin nibhaunga
Ye hi umeed thi saale dhoke baaz

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