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Funny Friendship SMS Joke, Jo dost, kamine nahi hote

Awesome line-

Jo dost, kamine nahi hote…

Wo kamine,

dost hi nahi hote..!! :D :lol:

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Girl Status SMS Joke, Girl changed status

Girl changed status:
‘Feeling awesome’

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Boy commented: Game hua matlab. :lol:

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India SMS Joke, Funny India

One of the beautiful things
about India is that when someone says..
‘Tu Gawaar hai BC’

The next guy takes offense on the word:
‘Gawaar kisko bola re ??’

BC is not that important :D

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Bank officers interview SMS Jokes, IIN

Question during bank officers interview:
What are mutual funds.?

Candidate:
Sir, Mutual funds are subject to market risks.
Read the offer documents carefully before investing ..!

Interviewer (with shoe in his hand) :
Bahar nikal saale ..
IIN waala hai Naa tuh..??

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Funny SMS Joke, A Burger or a Kiss!

A Burger or a Kiss!!!
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a gardener?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a Carpenter?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.. McDonald!?! LoL

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Hotel SMS Joke, A Hotel Man goes to 5 Star

A Hotel Man goes to 5 Star ..
Man:- One Vodka Price
Waiter:- Rs. 5/- Sir
Man:- What Only Rs. 5/- ??
Can I Also Have One Pizza Please??
Waiter:- Rs. 7/- Sir
Man:- Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner of this Hotel.
Waiter:- No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend.
Man:- What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend????
Waiter:- The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here.

Ristedaar SMS Joke, 3 cheeze naseeb walo ko hi milti hai

Duniya main 3 cheeze naseeb walo ko hi milti hai.

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1- Saccha pyar
2- Sacchi dosti
3- Apne kaam se kaam rakhne wale ristedaar.

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Funny Sms, Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai,
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke..
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue,
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Funny SMS Joke, When people used to write Diaries

Remember the time,
when people used to write Diaries,
and got Mad when someone read them..!

Now they put everything Online,
and get Mad when people don’t read them..

Idea IIN SMS Joke, Warning by doctors!

Please read this carefully.

Warning by doctors!!!
Do not drink water after eating fish
because, drinking water may cause
the fish to swim and then you will
feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach.

– Doctors from IIN.

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