SMS JOKES » Funny Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Exam and Rowdy Rathore http://www.smsjokes4u.com/exam-and-rowdy-rathore/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/exam-and-rowdy-rathore/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12279 ]]> Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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aur..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!! :D

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Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!

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Boy: hi jaan

Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)

Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)

Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-and-boys-funny-sms/feed/ 0 We Indian student are always the best http://www.smsjokes4u.com/we-indian-student-are-always-the-best/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/we-indian-student-are-always-the-best/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 05:28:52 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12247 ]]> We Indian student are always the best..

Look how we study

1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.

2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”

3) We waste all our tym in counting chapterz instead of doing them.

4) We want break after evrey 2pages

5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry

6) We even start likeing doordarshan

7) About evrey hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”

8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”

9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.

10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/we-indian-student-are-always-the-best/feed/ 0 Nirmal Baba Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com/nirmal-baba-sms/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/nirmal-baba-sms/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 08:17:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12243 ]]> Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/nirmal-baba-sms/feed/ 0 Ek aadmi chai wale se bade mood mein bola http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-chai-wale-se-bade-mood-mein-bola/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-chai-wale-se-bade-mood-mein-bola/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 07:53:36 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12237 ]]> Ek aadmi chai wale se bade mood mein bola:
Yaar 1 sexy chai pilao.

Chai wala bola:
Hamre yaha GAAY ka DUDH aata hai,
BIPASA BASU ya MALLIKA ka nahi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-chai-wale-se-bade-mood-mein-bola/feed/ 0 Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/aapki-dosti-ki-roshni-itni-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/aapki-dosti-ki-roshni-itni-hai/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 07:52:16 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12235 ]]> Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai

Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de

Aur

Holder mein aapko latka de.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/aapki-dosti-ki-roshni-itni-hai/feed/ 0 Define a True Music Lover? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/define-a-true-music-lover/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/define-a-true-music-lover/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:39:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12212 ]]> Define a True Music Lover?

A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes. :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/define-a-true-music-lover/feed/ 0 Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wo-aaj-bhi-is-garmi-mein-mar-rahi-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wo-aaj-bhi-is-garmi-mein-mar-rahi-hai/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:33:23 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12204 ]]> Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wo-aaj-bhi-is-garmi-mein-mar-rahi-hai/feed/ 0 I Wish, i could forget you http://www.smsjokes4u.com/i-wish-i-could-forget-you/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/i-wish-i-could-forget-you/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:30:14 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12200 ]]> I Wish.. i could forget you.
like i forget everything
I have studied seconds before an exam! :D

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