Sms Jokes » Funny Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 In life there are 5 things u should never lose http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/in-life-there-are-5-things-u-should-never-lose/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/in-life-there-are-5-things-u-should-never-lose/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:13 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10758 ]]> In life there r 5 things u should never lose

Character
Self respect
Hope
Heart
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Well U know my name
So Be My Valentine

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/in-life-there-are-5-things-u-should-never-lose/feed/ 0 New Style of Purposing A Girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:33:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10751 ]]> New Style of Purposing A Girl

Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/feed/ 0 14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!! http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:28:46 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10741 ]]> 14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!!

Ke

Theakh Nine (9) months baad
14 Nov ko Children Day manana parta hai..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/14-feb-valentines-day-ko-log-aisa-kya-karte-hain/feed/ 0 Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:46:02 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10599 ]]> Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi :o

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/feed/ 0 Difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX?? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:43:27 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10597 ]]> What is the difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX??

U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/difference-between-movies-having-u-a-xx-xxx/feed/ 0 Nalayk bano to aise bano ke http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:42:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10595 ]]> Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/nalayk-bano-to-aise-bano-ke/feed/ 0 Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho! http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:38:22 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10574 ]]> Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?

Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/ek-din-jab-wo-humse-mile-to-bole-kya-hume-yaad-karte-ho/feed/ 0 That awkward moment http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/that-awkward-moment/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/that-awkward-moment/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:36:49 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10572 ]]> That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/that-awkward-moment/feed/ 0 A boy called FM radio & said http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/a-boy-called-fm-radio-said/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/a-boy-called-fm-radio-said/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:30:30 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10562 ]]> A boy called FM radio & said:

I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.

Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?

Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/a-boy-called-fm-radio-said/feed/ 0 Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/seeing-a-cockroach-in-ur-sandwich-is-not-a-problem/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/seeing-a-cockroach-in-ur-sandwich-is-not-a-problem/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:28:47 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10560 ]]> Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.

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