Funny Sms, SMS JOKES

Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua.
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Ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..
Good Night

Talented Question:-
Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye to tum apni bv ko kaise pehchanoge?

Best Answer:

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Main kyun Pehchanu?

News:
Naked Female bike Ride rally was held in
UK & USA on Saturday for enviroment awareness.

Hamare yaha to kisi ko paryavaran ki chinta hi nahi hai.

A man who does not know English files for a divorce.
Judge ask what’s the reason
Man: me no come she no come baby come how come
Judge: may be side income

Sabse himmat wala insaan kaun hai?

Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne ke bad bhi
PAAD chhodne ki risk lele.

Try it
Dar ke aage jeet hai,
Nahi to surf excel hai na..

If god gives me 24 hours befor death,
I will spend 23:59 minutes with u,
& in last minute

I will press ur neck & say
chalo na saath chalte hai.

Garma Garam..
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Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.
Good Afternoon

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy..
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.