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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi

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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

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Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali, Tabhi milti nahi garwali

Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

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  • Hasi hasi gadi gali
  • garhwali jokes

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

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Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha

Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,

Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..

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At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?

At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!

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Mera no. change ho gaya hai

Mera no. change ho gaya hai..!!

Phone ka nahi kacche ka
agar mera purana kachha chaiye to maang liyo.
hat pagal ab thank u bol ke bhai ko rulayga kya! :D

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Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna
1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.
2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.

bas bhai Thanks mat bolna,
Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

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Purani soch: Karo ya Maro

Purani soch: Karo ya Maro.
Nai soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo!
Ekdam Nai soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat!
Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?

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Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Aafat ka Injection ho tum

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..

Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum

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Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.
So get married soon. ;)

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  • hastmaithun ka nuksan in hindi
  • unmarried jokes
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