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Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl, Funny SMS

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

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Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband, Funny SMS

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?

Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

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I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class, Funny SMS

I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class..

Because..

I Always Stand Outside the Class..
Proud to be Outstanding.

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Belive in WORK Not in LUCK, Funny SMS

Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.

Belive in WORK Not in LUCK

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Research Says That: Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Funny SMS

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!

1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

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A failed Businessman to his Fat wife, Funny SMS

A failed Businessman to his Fat wife:
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You are my Single Investment in my Life
that has Doubled :D

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Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man, Funny SMS

Women are greedy, they want everything from the same man.
and
Men are so simple, they want the same thing from every woman..!!

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Don’t drink and drive, Funny SMS

GIRL- Plz don’t drink and drive… Accident bohot ho rahe aaj kal
BOY- Thanx baby you’re so caring.

FRIENDS- Plz dont drink and drive… Accident bohot ho rahe aaj kal
BOY- Baap ko mat sikha… SALAE CHUTIYE

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Hum kabhi padh na sake Kyun ki?, Funny SMS

Hum kabhi padh na sake..
Kyun ki..?
PADHAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai..
1. Shokh se..
2. Darr se..
Faltu shokh hum paalte nahi..
aur darte to kisi ke baap se nahi..!! (”,)

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Girls and Boys status on Facebook, Funny SMS

Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.

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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

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