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Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi, Funny SMS

Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka bola-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..!!!




All Ladies problems start with a men, Funny SMS

Notice it plz:

-MENopause
-MENstruation
-MENstrual pain
-MENtal illness
-GUYnocologist
-HISterectomy

Ever Noticed that All Ladies problems start with a men!!!




Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi, Funny SMS

Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!




Total Singham Msg, Funny SMS

Maine tere ko yaad kiya, abhi k abhi..
Aur mera Sms bhi aya, abhi ke abhi..
Mai tujhe yaad karu to tera Sms jarur aana chahiye, abhi ke abhi..
Kyuki kuch bhi karne ka lekin mera ego hurt nai karneka..
Aali re aali, aata tuji bari aali..
Agar tera mSg nai aya to…. Majhi Satkel..!!




University exam mein Wife per essay likhne ko kaha gaya, Funny SMS

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.




Son came home drunk, Funny SMS

Son came home drunk,
to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop and started working
Mom: Ru drunk?
Kid: No
Mom: Phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai??




2 Dost salo baad mile, Funny SMS

2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!




May God break the front teeth of all ur secret enemies, Funny SMS

May God break the front teeth of all ur secret enemies…

So that U will recognize them when they give a fake smile at u!




Worried man to Psychologist, Funny SMS

Worried man to Psychologist
My GF treats me as if I Were a DOG!
Psych: She abuses U, Hits U, Starves U?
Man: No. No. Worse!
She wants me to be FAITHFUL




2 ladies ko 20 sal ki jail ki saza mili, Funny SMS

2 ladies ko 20 sal ki jail ki saza mili
20 sal tak jail mein guzarne ke bad
Jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha…..
Chalo ab baki bate ghar pahoch ke karte hai.