Funny SMS (Latest SMS)


Dukandar se Chota Baccha, Funny SMS

Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..

Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To saale lagata kyun nahi.
Main ROZ darr Jaata hu




Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya, Funny SMS

Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!!




Mandir mein jute utaarte waqt aur Kisi ko Miss-call marte waqt, Funny SMS

Mandir mein jute utaarte waqt aur
Kisi ko Miss-call marte waqt.

Bas ek hi dar rehta hai..

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Koi utha na le..!! ;)




Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya, Funny SMS

Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya*




Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi, Funny SMS

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.




Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye, Funny SMS

Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye..
Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye..
Light chali gayi thi… to

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Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!




Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Funny SMS

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.




Pagal hai wo log jo pyar mein kisi ko miss karte hain, Funny SMS

Pagal hai wo log jo pyar mein kisi ko miss karte hain,
Karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo..
Jo jaan hateli par rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain!




Agar manjil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna, Funny SMS

Agar manjil ko pana hai to himmat sath rakhna..
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath me rakhna..
Agar hamesha hasna hai to??

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BARUSH aur PASTE sath mein rakhna!!




Death came to a guy and said, Funny SMS

Death came to a guy and said, “My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said, “All right”
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top
of the list and put into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the list”