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Wo kia hai jo ladki pehli dafa karwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?

Girl: Wo kia hai jo ladki pehli dafa karwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?

Pappu: Kaan (ear) mey ched.

MORAL: Aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakho..

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Double meaning paheli
  • non veg paheli

Pushing pushing but not gusing

Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.

Guess What?

U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • douable meaning bikini jokes
  • gusing sms

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE. 😀

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • saath hindi sms
  • sath denge sms

Some people say never forget me

Some people say never forget me.
Some people say always remember me.

but i love my attitude,
so..
I will say

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.

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Forget ME if u can..!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • forget me sms
  • never forget me sms

A ghost went for haircut

A ghost went for haircut.
Barber said: Baad mein aao, busy hu!
Ghost said something and barber fainted.
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“Sar rakh kar jaa raha hu, baad mein le jaaonga”

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • ghost sms
  • haircut sms

Suicide karne ke tarike

Golu library ja kar pucta he
suicide karne ke tarike

ki book he

librarian usse ghurke puchhta hai-

wapis karne kon ayega ??

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Suside sms
  • kiss karne ke tarike

Boy Friend on phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • sorry sms in hindi for boyfriend
  • sorry sms for boyfriend in hindi

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye? :D

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • aaj tak hindi jokes
  • aaj tak jokes

Number kho gya ya balance kam hai

Khafa hai ya koi gam hai,

Number kho gya ya balance kam hai,

Bhejo sms agar dam hai,

Ya fir maan jao ki sms ke BADSHAH sirf hum hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • balance sms
  • sms balance

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Aur Maine jo sher mara toh..

toh

toh

Sherni widwa ho gayi..!! 😀

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • wah wah sms hindi
  • wah wah sms in hindi
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