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Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful, Funny SMS

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya

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Psychology ka practical ho raha tha, Funny SMS

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

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1 day I read smoking is bad, I stop smoking, Funny SMS

1 day I read smoking is bad.
I stop smoking

1 day I read drinking is bad.
I stop drinking

1 day I read making Girl friends is bad habit.
I stop reading lOlzz

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When you mess up a Boy’s hair, Funny SMS

When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
he thinks its CUTE..
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But when you mess up a girl’s hair
‘MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE’

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Girl: Im having heart surgery today, Funny SMS

Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! :D

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Superman, Batman and Spider man flying to India cross India, Funny SMS

In 1976 Superman, Batman and Spider man flying to India cross India..
After crossing India they all are die… Why..??

Na beta na
har cheeze ka Answer Rajnikanth nhi hota
bhool gaye Sholay mein gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa mein chalai thi.

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Attention Vegetarians, Funny SMS

Attention Vegetarians

Dear Plant Eaters..!!
Chicken never gave us oxygen.
Chicken never gave us shade.
Loss of chicken never caused Global Warming..
Then why eat the good plants and trees..??
Eat Chicken, GO GREEN..!!

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Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai, Funny SMS

Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai

Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.

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29% students sitting in class wonder, Funny SMS

29% students sitting in class
wonder who would die if the fan
falls down

and remaining 71% students
wonder if terrorist attacks how
would I save the class

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Girls and Boys on Facebook, Funny SMS

Girls on Facebook:
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
16 more similar stories

Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories..
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.._/\_

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