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Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai

Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai.
Aur
“kala kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
ki
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai! ๐Ÿ˜†

Behind every successful man there will be a women

Some IDIOTS say that
Behind every successful man there will be a women.

But nobody knows the fact that
Women choose only successful men.

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..
Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.

from:
Kajal, online
Age 26
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai

Toofani Raat

Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..

Heart Touching Lines

Heart Touching Lines
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_____(Heart)____
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Next Time I’ll Send U KIDNEY Touching Lines.

Is there any medicine for long life?

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, visit this but it will avoid such thoughts!!

When a woman closes her eyes

It is said that, more about
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

If couples in love are called Love Birds

If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. ๐Ÿ˜€

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, case mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

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