Funny Sms Jokes & Messages


Biwi- Mere khyal se hamari beti ki ..

Biwi- Mere khyal se hamari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai he
Pati- Vo kese?
Biwi- Q ki vo kafi dino se recharge ke paise nahi maang rahi hai :D




Baap ne bete ki talahshi li

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai




Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na Mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,
Jo apna samajh k apni
GF ki pappi dilwa de
Mujhe to us sachche dost ki talash hai




Interesting Indian Cricketer’s Names

Interesting Indian Cricketer’s Names
-Ravi Shas3
-Mahendra Sing 2ni
-100Rav Ganguly
-Sachin 10Dulkar
-VVS 1,00,000Sman
-Mun1/2 Patel
What a funny




Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi

Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents alow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai :D




IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka


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Ravan- Sigret hai kya?

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!




Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…! :o




Height of pressure in Private companies

Height of pressure in Private companies.
Company ka Employee Toilet Gaya,
Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha

ITNA ZOR BUSINES PE DETA TO TARGET PURA HO JATA ;)




IIT exam, Santa got 1 question

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka” ;)