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Celebration means

Celebration means
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means
A winter evening.
Four friends.
Rain.
Four glasses of Tea.

Celebration means
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
An open road.

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Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS

Beautiful Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS:
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Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Petrol.

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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

Kyun?

Kyun ki

Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

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BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
After decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL!!
now there will be new slogan..
Just DRINK don’t DRIVE

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A New Poster outside the Bank for the Year 2015

A New Poster outside the Bank for the Year 2015
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Petrol & CNG Loans Available Here

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Police: Car gas par hai

Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai.

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What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car?

Time for PJ:

What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car?

Think

Think…

Ok let me tell..

MARUTI SUSU Ki. :D

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Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai
Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

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Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai

Girl: Ager mujh se shadi karni hai
to humhai har hafte mumi ko 10kg atta
aur papa ki car me 20 litre petrol dlwana hoga.

Boy: Achcha behan chalta hu ami-abu ko salam kehna.

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  • shadi karni hai
  • Mujhe shadi karni hai

A Sign at A Petrol pump

A Sign at A Petrol pump

“Plz.. Don’t Smoke Here.. Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn’t..!!”

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