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Behind every successful man there will be a women

Some IDIOTS say that
Behind every successful man there will be a women.

But nobody knows the fact that
Women choose only successful men.

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Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..
Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai

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Toofani Raat

Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..

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Heart Touching Lines

Heart Touching Lines
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_____(Heart)____
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Next Time I’ll Send U KIDNEY Touching Lines.

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Is there any medicine for long life?

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

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When a woman closes her eyes

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

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If couples in love are called Love Birds

If couples in love are called Love Birds…
Then the ones who break up are called
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Angry Birds

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What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles. 😀

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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

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When does a friend becomes the best in the world?

When does a friend becomes the best in the world?

When his dialogue,
I care 4u!

changes into
I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself!

So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me.

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