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Engineering SMS Joke, Father to Son

Father: Beta..!

Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?

Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

Condom SMS Joke, Husband to Wife

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What..???

Where..??

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:

‘I will kill you, decease if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’

Muhabbat Funny SMS Joke, Muhabbat Ki Takat

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Rahul Gandhi SMS Joke, Rahul Gandhi to Farmer

Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?

Farmer : Gehu, viagra Chaval, Bajri

Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?

Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha. ๐Ÿ˜€

Husband Wife SMS Joke, Husband apne ghar

Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
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Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!

Rajnikant SMS Joke, Rajnikant ka mobile

Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!

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Mode change kar diya hai ๐Ÿ˜†

Girls Boys SMS Jokes, Girl to Boy

Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?

Boy :- Tu ban ja

Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..

Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.

Funny Hindi SMS Joke, Mom to Son

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Exam SMS, USA VS INDIA

*USA*
all the best or exam, information pills Jon
thanks

*India*
Teeka laga!
dahi aur cheeni kha!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai ๐Ÿ˜€

GF BF SMS Joke, Boy apni girlfriend ki

Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha,
Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat..
Me mazak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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