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Funny SMS Joke, Collage Computer Lab

Collage Computer Lab ki Basic Problems
Ladkiyo Ki Problem
Ritu: Sirrr…mera mouse kaam nhi kar raha hai
Krutika: Mera computer hang ho gaya sir..
Deepa: Sir ye file copy kaise hogi ..
Sir: atta hun atta hu plz ro mat

Ladko Ki Problems
Sonu: Abey ye net ki speed kon pi raha hai
Pappu: Abey es Ch*t*ye ne torrent lagaya hua hai!!

GF BF SMS Joke, Girls are Mad

BF: Accident me pair toot gaya..

GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai, tadalafil
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha..??

Girls r Mad..

Mobile SMS Joke, Mobile FACT

Fact:

Phone on silent mode:
10 Missed call!!!

Turns volume to loud:
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Nobody calls all day. ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny SMS Joke, Old Lady to Doctor

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

Studying SMS Joke, Darr lag raha hai

*Studying*
Me: Darr lag raha hai, this site kuch nahi aa raha
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee
Me *drinks 2 bottles*
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Funy SMS Joke, Girl to her Blind BF

Girl to her Blind Bf:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu…

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate, sickness

Kamini andha hu ch*t*ya nahi..

Funny SMS Joke, IIN Institute

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
Coaching institute: IIN ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny SMS Joke, Maa to Beta

Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata ??

Pappu: Yo Mom It’s Fashion

Maa: Woh To Thik He Par… Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai…!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny SMS Joke, A Tax is a Fine

A Fine is a Tax for doing Wrong.

&

A Tax is a Fine for doing Well.

Happy financial year ending

Funny SMS Joke, Anuskha – World Cup 2015

Sita – Ramayan

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Draupati – Mahabharat

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Anuskha – World Cup 2015

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