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2day is a mobile day

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove
battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim
card & say “govinda govinda”

10 advantages of not having a Lover

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don”t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don”t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won”t hear “aaw.. U r dull today.
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don”t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

Men’s F Rules

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Men’s “F” Rules
FIND HER, look
FOLLOW HER, symptoms
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
F**K HER,
FORGET HER,

FIND NEXT….!

5 great people

REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had
american salary, cialis 40mg indian wife german car and chinese food
5 great people:
1. Gandi Ji, medical woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, nurse
woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.

Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

life is a hell when

REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had
american salary, cialis 40mg indian wife german car and chinese food

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press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me

Never mind people when they say you”re mad

i m 6 letter word.
235is soap name.
456 is opposite to start.
132is police report.
35is opposite to out.
246is a color.
who m i?
give ans if u r genies.
ever mind people when they say you”re mad, treatment
cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

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